Capital Reviews

 Street Fighter [movie] TO BE CLEAR, THIS MOVIE ISN'T ANY GOOD BUT IT RULES HARD. IT'S LIKE THE MOST HYPER LITERAL INTERPRETATION OF STREETFIGHTER II YOU CAN IMAGINE. IT'S LIKE THOSE FAKE AI TRAILERS OF LIKE SIMPSONS OR ED EDD AND EDDY OR SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A BUNCH OF CLIPS OF WEIRD UNCANNY HUMAN VERSIONS OF EVERYONE, SO EVERYONE IS WEARING THE EXACT OUTFITS AND STANDING IN THE STAGES AND THERE IS A BUNCH OF WEIRD SHOTS OF PEOPLE DOING THE LOOPING BACKGROUND ANIMATIONS AND ALSO A BUNCH OF THE DIALOG IS JUST WIN/LOSS QUOTES FROM THE GAME THAT ARE ALL JUST GIBBERISH NONSENSE. IT'S SO STUPID AND IT RULES.  PS. I ALSO LIKE EVERY FLASHBACK IS ANIME AND IS SO SERIOUS AND GOOD AND TAKES IT SO SERIOUSLY IN SUCH A STUPID MOVIE

 Buddy [movie] I SAW A VIDEO OF A WOMAN DISCUSSING THE FIRST SCENE OF THIS MOVIE THROUGH THE LENS OF A CHILD IN SPECIAL EDUCATION AND IT WAS SO WELL THOUGHT OUT AND CORRECT. JUST LIKE, CORRECTING A CHILD ON WHAT THEY ARE FEELING, TELLING THEM THEY ARE AFRAID THEN PHYSICALLY MOVING THEM TO DO WHAT YOU WANTED. (THERE WAS SOME ANIME REVIEW ON YOUTUBE I WATCHED YEARS AGO, WHERE HE'S DESCRIBING SOME AUTISM EMOTION NUMBER CHART THEY MADE HIM DO AS A KID, AND YOU CAN JUST FEEL THE ANGUISH WHEN HE GETS TO THE INFLECTION POINT OF THE VIDEO AND POINTS THEY WEREN'T EVEN DOING IT RIGHT) THE REST OF THE MOVIE ISN'T BAD, IT'S FINE, BUT IT FELT LIKE THE BRIEF PART BEFORE IT WENT TO JUST 'HE KILLS YOU WITH AN AXE' HORROR WAS THE BEST PART. ALSO I FEEL LIKE THE ENDING WAS THEM WATCHING THE ENDING OF DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED AND TRYING TO COPY. PS. I LEGITIMATELY LIKE THE MAILBOX BEING AN INTEGRAL CHARACTER THAT REALLY BARELY DID ANYTHING OR TALK.