Capital Reviews

I MADE THIS GAME UP WHEN I WAS IN 7TH GRADE I SWEAR. ALSO I DIDN'T BOTHER TO LEVEL ANYONE BUT TERRA. ALSO WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MODES AND WHY AREN'T THERE ANY BACKGROUNDS FOR CUT SCENES. I MISS HAVING PEOPLE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS CRAP! PS. I PRETTY MUCH SPENT 130 DOLLARS TO BUY THIS GAME DIDN'T I?

I AM NOT EVEN JOKING, I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING I'VE WATCHED THAT MADE ME AS HAPPY AS WATCHING THIS STUPID MOVIE, HOLY CRAP. I SERIOUSLY SMILED EVERY SINGLE SECOND THIS WAS ON. THIS MOVIE WAS SERIOUSLY AN ACT OF LOVE FOR THE NINJA TURTLES, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE A KID WATCHING IT AND CARING AT ALL. PS. "I AM GOING TO ZAP YOU WITH A GIGGLE RAY", "DO YOU WORK AT A CAR WASH?"

BAD SHOW. BAD SHOW THAT I AM GOING TO WATCH UNTIL IT GETS CANCELED MIDSEASON DURING A CLIFFHANGER. PS: ONE SHOWER SCENE PER EPISODE.

THIS MOVIE WAS THE EQUAL AND OPPOSITE MOVIE TO BORAT. PS. THE BEST JOKE WAS WHEN CHARLYNE WAS LIKE 'OH I LIKE DANGER' IN A MICHAEL CERA VOICE.

99% OF ALL ALIENS REPRODUCE BY TURNING PEOPLE INTO THEM IN DOCTOR WHO LAND AND 'BARFING WATER' IS NOT A SCARY WEAPON BUT THEY HAD SCARY MOUTHS AND TIME LORD VICTORIOUS IS PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION TO THE MAGIC SPACE JESUS PLOT LINES THIS SERIES HAD AND I AM NOW UNCLEAR IF HE WAS RIGHT OR WRONG. PS. SPACE MAIL IS FROM GAYS ONLY.