Capital Reviews

THIS IS CERTAINLY THE BEST WII GAME AND VERY EASILY THE BEST JRPG MADE IN THE LAST TEN YEARS AND I FEEL ALMOST ANGISH IN THE FACT THAT THE NICHE APPEAL OF A GAME LIKE THIS AND THE LARGE HOOPS AN AMERICAN NEEDS TO JUMP THROUGH TO PLAY IT MEANS IT'S VERY UNLIKELY I WILL EVER HAVE ANYONE TO DISCUSS IT WITH. I CAN'T EVEN LIST THE WAYS THIS GAME DID THINGS RIGHT, UP TO THE POINT I WAS EQUIPPING PEOPLE I DIDN'T EVEN USE JUST TO MAKE THEM LOOK COOL IN CUTSCENES AND MY BIGGEST COMPLAINT IS THAT THERE WAS SO MANY SYSTEMS I FELT BAD I COULDN'T DO THEM ALL. PS. ACTUALLY MY BIGGEST COMPLAINT IS THAT WII CONTROLS ARE AWFUL AND EVEN AFTER PLAYING 68 HOURS OF THIS GAME I STILL HAD TO LOOK AT THE CONTROLLER TO REMEMBER HOW TO BRING UP THE MAP.

THIS IS A REMAKE OF THE DIGIMON MOVIE YOU KNOW, BUT WITHOUT DIGIMON, I MISS DIGIMON AND THE PEOPLE I USED TO WATCH DIGIMON WITH. I LOOKED IT UP AND THEY ARE MAKING A NEW SERIES RIGHT NOW, BUT MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME, EVEN IF IT'S GOOD. PS. THE DIGIMON MOVIE REALLY DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE ANYWAY AND IT MADE MORE SENSE THIS WAY AS A WEIRD FAMILY DRAMA.

I HAD TO GO TO SLEEP AND THEN WAKE UP TO REALIZE THAT THE REASON HE GOT SYMPATHY IS THAT HE STOLE IT FROM HER AND HAD TO LOOK ON WIKIPEDIA TO GET HE PUT THE CORK ON THE ANTENNA SO IT WOULDN'T WORK SUPER CLEVER MOVIE. PS. THIS MOVIE IS THE START OF A NEW AGE WHERE I HAVE A BIG ENOUGH MONITOR I CAN WATCH MOVIES WITH SUBTITLES FROM BED AGAIN.

MAN THIS MOVIE DID A REALLY GREAT JOB OF WRITING PEOPLE SPEAKING SNIPPY TO EACHOTHER. I THINK MAYBE IT SEEMED WEIRD THAT PINK FLOYD WAS OBSCURE ENOUGH TO WIN THE PRIZE, IT MADE A LOT OF SENSE WHEN IT WAS FOOLING THE PARENTS SINCE THEY WERE BOTH OUT OF TOUCH AND WILLING TO BELIEVE HE'D WRITE A THING LIKE THAT BUT IT FELT WEIRD THAT IT (TEMPORARILY) FOOLED EVERYONE AT THE TALENT SHOW IN THE 80S. PS. I WATCHED THIS MOVIE BECAUSE HIPSTERS LIKE IT AND I WANT TO LIKE THINGS HIPSTERS LIKE SO I CAN BE A HIPSTER AND GAIN AN IDENTITY.

THIS BOOK WAS TOO SHORT TO BE REALLY SUPER EDUCATIONAL BUT MY BRAIN IS PRETTY BLOWN JUST LEARNING THAT ENDOGENOUS VIRUSES EXIST BECAUSE HOLY CRAP, ALSO HOLY CRAP THAT SOMEONE WAS COMIC BOOK ENOUGH TO NAME THE HUMAN ONE THE PHOENIX VIRUS. PS. MAYBE I JUST READ THIS BOOK BECAUSE FACEBOOK DISCONTINUED NOTE IMPORTING AND I NEEDED TO 'REVIEW' SOMETHING TO SEE IF THE APP TO REPLACE IT WORKED RIGHT.

I PLAYED THIS GAME FOR A FEW HOURS, GOT THREE AUGMENTATIONS, LOOKED AT GAME FAQS AND WAS TOLD I GOT THE THREE WORST AUGMENTATIONS AND TURNED THIS GAME OFF FOREVER BECAUSE I REMEMBERED I HATE FPS GAMES. PS. THE FIRST ONE IS STILL SUPER THOUGH!

THE TOWN HAS A NEW LIBRARIAN WHO ACTUALLY IS TRYING TO MODERNIZE THE LIBRARY, BECAUSE OF THAT I HAVE HAD TO SPEND MORE TIME IN THE TOWN LIBRARY FOR WORK. AFTER SETTING UP WIFI SHE GAVE ME A BOOK TO READ, AND I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN AND IS SORT OF DOOFY BUT HOLY CRAP I DON'T THINK ANYONE HAS EVER MORE ACCURATELY CALLED A BOOK I SHOULD READ, FOR EXAMPLE: THE BOOK ENDS WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER HAVING TO FIGHT A NAMED BY NAME EVANGELION. PS. WAIT SO WHY DID IT MATTER IF THE AUDIO CUT OFF AT THE END? THEY WERE ALL IN THE SAME BUILDING WHY COULDN'T THEY WALK OVER TO HIM IRL AND JUST TALK TO HIM THAT WAY? REALLY ALL THE IRL PARTS OF THIS STORY WERE AWFUL AND I HATED THAT THEY DIDN'T STICK WITH HIM BEING A POOR ORPHAN SHIVERING IN A VAN WHILE HE DID COOL THINGS IN HIS MMORPG INTERNET.

SO THEY DID THAT THING BLAIR WITCH TWO DID WHERE IT'S A MOVIE WHERE THE FIRST MOVIE IS A MOVIE IN THE MOVIE UNIVERSE AND ALSO THEY DID THAT THING WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A SHORT OVERWEIGHT MUTE BRITISH RETARDED MAN. GREAT, GREAT JOB. ACTUALLY OTHER THAN THE FACT THE GORE IS WAY MORE OVERBOARD BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HIGHER BUDGET THIS MOVIE IS WAY BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE, ESPECIALLY THE SOUND EFFECTS THAT SEEM LIKE THEY ARE OUT OF A GROSS BUGS BUNNY CARTOON. PS. SOMEONE POINTED OUT THAT SINCE THIS MOVIE STARTS WITH HIM WATCHING THE END OF THE FIRST MOVIE IT IS AS IF THE MOUTH OF THIS MOVIE IS ATTACHED TO THE ANUS OF THE FIRST MOVIE.