Capital Reviews

THIS MOVIE STARTED OUT REALLY BORING BUT THEN ABOUT HALF WAY IT WAS ABOUT NAZI ZOMBIES AND IT WAS PRETTY MUCH AWESOME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE START PART WAS SO LAME AND GENERIC COMPARED TO THE SECOND HALF THAT WAS AWESOME. PS. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WATCHED A MOVIE ABOUT SNOW WITH SUBTITLES SET TO "WHITE".

I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT, I CAN NOT TALK ABOUT HOW ABSURDLY EMOTIONALLY INVESTED I AM IN A GAME ABOUT DISNEY CHARACTERS HANGING OUT WITH THE POOR MAN'S SOUL SOCIETY. I AM SERIOUSLY DEEP IN DESPAIR HERE. SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG. PS. FUCK HOVER GHOSTS.

THE MORAL OF THIS MOVIE IS THAT NAZIS WILL BE REALLY NICE TO YOU BUT THEN GET REALLY SERIOUS THEN KILL YOU. PS. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS THAT CLOSEUPS OF WHIP CREAM ARE SUPER GROSS.

THIS GAME HAS THE WORST CONTROLS OF ANY GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED. ON THE OTHER HAND THIS GAME HAS THE WORST CONTROLS OF ANY GAME I HAVE PLAYED ALL THE WAY THROUGH. PS. NOW I HAVE NO GAMES LEFT UNPLAYED.

ONE TIME FINAL FANTASY 7 HAD SEX WITH A SCANNER DARKLY AND THEN CAST THE ROCK AS SEPHIROTH AND STIFLER AS CLOUD, AND THE MEAN MOM FROM DONNIE DARKO AS PRESIDENT SHINRA AND VINZINI FROM PRINCESS BRIDE AS HOJO AND AMY POLLER AND SHERRY O TERRY AS VICKS AND WEDGE AND AN ICECREAM TRUCK AS HOLY. ALSO DAN FROM NIGHT COURT, MANDY MORRE, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND BUFFY WERE IN IT TOO FOR SOME REASON. PS. FOR THE FIRST HALF OF THE MOVIE MOST SCENES CONTAINED MIDGETS FOR NO APPARENT REASON THEN ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH IT QUIT THIS!

THIS MOVIE HAD THE BEST CHARACTER DESIGN OF ANYTHING EVER. ESPECIALLY THE WIKIPEIDA TWINS AND THE CAT SKULL ROBOT, AND THE FACT THE BIRD HELMET HAD RUSTY NAILS FOR TEETH, AND THE FACT THE CROSSBOW DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EVER AND WAS ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS. ALSO THEY HAD A BUSTER SWORD AND A SWALLOW AND THE BUSTER SWORD WAS MADE OF A PENCIL. ALSO AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FELT AN IMPLYED 2/5 ROMANCE? PS: I ALMOST FELT LIKE IT HAD A HOMAGE TO THIS IN PARTS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8OYvHPpGDY (THAT IS THE BEST CARTOON BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY FROM LIKE A MONTH BEFORE WWII)

TEXT EFFECT FROM FRINGE: THE FLIM PS. GHOSTBUSTERS

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME TO WATCH THIS MOVIE LIKE 9 YEARS AGO THIS MOVIE WAS AMAZING. THE NACHO BANANA, THE PREDICTABLE PLOT TWIST, THE HORRIBLE CATCH PHRASES, THE XFL REFERENCE, THE "MAYBE I'LL BE BACK" RE-PET PART. THE WAY THAT THEY BARELY ACTUALLY JUSTIFY THE BAD GUYS AS ACTUALLY BAD AND HOW THEIR PLAN WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY HUMANITARIAN AND NECESSARY. PS. THE QUESTION ISN'T WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A NACHO BANANA, THE QUESTION IS WHY THEY WOULD HAVE BOUGHT ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.