Capital Reviews

NOT ONLY DOES THE FAKE OUT SURGERY SEEM LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY ORTHOGONAL TO HER ACTUAL PLAN OF GETTING HIM TO KILL HIMSELF I AM FAIRLY UNCLEAR HOW IT WAS THAT SHE PULLED IT OFF AT ALL, LIKE DID SHE GO TO A STORE THAT SELLS BLOOD AND TESTICLES OR SOMETHING? PS. I AM SAYING SOMETHING EVIL SO THE CAMERA IS GREEN!

I THINK THE FACT I WATCHED LIKE 75% OF THIS MOVIE BEFORE I REALIZED I HAD WATCHED THIS MOVIE BEFORE IS WICKED CREEPY IN A WAY THAT IS THEMATIC TO THIS MOVIE. PS. THIS MOVIE TRIES WAY TO FRIGGIN HARD WITH SYMBOLISM AND JUST CAN'T PULL IT OFF AND THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE TWO YEARS FROM NOW I WILL WATCH IT AGAIN AND AGAIN FORGET I HAD SEEN IT BEFORE.

I HAVE A RULE WHERE I HAVE TO FINISH ANY GAME I BUY BEFORE I BUY A NEW ONE AND MAN DID THAT GAME MAKE ME REGRET THAT RULE. IT ISN'T EVEN A BAD GAME, JUST EXTREMELY TEDIOUS. BECAUSE EVERYWHERE TAKES SO LONG TO WALK. PS. THAT IS WHAT ONE SHOULD EXPECT FOR $9.99 I SUPPOSE!

I LIKED THE FIRST HALF OF THIS BOOK WAY MORE THAN THE MOVIE (WHICH I WILL ADMIT I DID NOT KNOW WAS BASED ON A BOOK TILL LIKE YESTERDAY). BUT THIS BOOK OFFICIALLY HAS THE WORST ENDING OF ANY BOOK I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I FEEL PHYSICALLY ANGRY AT THIS BOOK WHY EVEN BOTHER SETTING UP A MYSTERY AT ALL IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A WIZARD DID IT ENDING, THE MOVIE AT LEAST HAD AN ENDING THAT TERRIFIED CHILDREN. PS. TOONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BLACK PEOPLE *WAY* MORE IN THE BOOK.

I HAVE ALWAYS CLAIMED TO BE A HUMAN ENCYCLOPEIDA OF POST NUCLEAR MOVIES. AND ALTHOUGH I'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS MOVIE FOR AGES IT'S JUST BEEN NOW THAT PIRACY TECHNOLOGY IS EXTENSIVE ENOUGH TO FIND SUCH AN OBSCURE MOVIE AND I LIKE IT BECAUSE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONCEPT OF WHAT JOKES WERE JUST ABSTRACT AND SILLY AND WHICH JOKES WERE REFERENCES TO 1969 ENGLAND THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. PS. THIS MOVIE WAS SHOT ALL IN ROCK QUARRIES AND SAND PITS AND I KNOW IN MY HEART IS GOT TO SEE A MAJORITY OF THE SHOT ON LOCATION LOCATIONS FOR DOCTOR WHO.

I GET THE FEELING THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS OF THE BOOK WERE WRITTEN BY AND FOR AN AUDIENCE THAT HAS THE ABILITY TO SEE INTERNET THINGS LIKE BUYING A GHOST ON EBAY OR GETTING AN EMAIL FROM A GHOST WITH A PERSONALIZED DOMAIN NAME AS SPOOKY INSTEAD OF SILLY. BUT OTHER THAN THAT THIS WAS A PRETTY CREEPY BOOK. PS. I THOUGHT OF JUDE AS LOOKING LIKE CHRIS GAINES

THIS MOVIE WAS KINDA AWESOME BUT I THINK IN THE END I LIKE IT LESS THAN THE OTHERS AND I HOPE THAT ISN'T JUST BECAUSE I HAVE WATCHED SO MANY BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER BE DEAD THAN OUTGROW ENJOYING THESE CRAPPY MOVIES. PS. WHEN I TELL PEOPLE 'I LIKE THINGS I HATE MORE THAN I LIKE THINGS I LIKE' I AM MOSTLY TALKING ABOUT IGUCHI FILMS.

I AVOIDED WATCHING THIS MOVIE FOR AGES BECAUSE I KNEW IT WAS BAD BUT I HONESTLY HAVEN'T LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT A MOVIE I WATCHED ALONE THIS MUCH SINCE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN. IT'S LIKE THEY HIRED A BUNCH OF 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT AND THEN HIRED A BUNCH OF 7 YEAR OLDS WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SEX WAS TO WRITE A PORNO SCRIPT. PS. THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF BEING A GIRL IS EMBARRASSMENT.

THIS IS THE CLOSEST I COULD EVER HOPE TO GETTING MARIO 3 PART II AND THAT IS AWESOME. ON THE OTHER HAND THIS IS CLEARLY A MULTIPLAYER GAME AND I HAD BEEN HOLDING OFF PLAYING IT FOR AGES ON THE PREMISE I'D PLAY IT THE NEXT TIME I GOT A GIRLFRIEND BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN LIKE 8 MONTHS SO I JUST PLAYED IT MYSELF. PS. FOR ALL THE THINGS THEY REMEMBERED TO BRING BACK NO SCARY SUN AND NO KURIBU'S SHOE?

I WATCHED THIS MOVIE IN THE GOD DAMN MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I AM NOW GOING TO SAY THAT IS THE BEST POSSIBLE TIME TO WATCH THIS MOVIE. ALSO I APPARENTLY WATCH ANY MOVIE ANYONE AROUND ME MENTIONS EVER IMMEDIATELY. PS. WAIT WHAT WAS THE POINT OF PRETENDING IT WAS FROM MALAYSIA?

THIS BOOK EXISTS SOLELY TO MAKE ME LOOK UP THE VARIOUS CHAPTERS ON WIKIPEDIA. PS: THIS BOOK CONTAINS AN XKCD COMIC.

THIS WAS A GREAT MOVIE BUT I MEAN WHY WAS THIS A MOVIE? NOT TO SAY IT WAS BAD BUT I MEAN IT WAS LITERALLY A GUY TALKING INTO A RADIO MICROPHONE. WHY WASN'T IT A RADIO PLAY? (WIKIPEDIA SAYS: IT WAS). ALSO I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE POST CREDIT CODA THING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AND I HONESTLY THINK IT WAS JUST THERE BECAUSE THE GUY HAD A COOL VOICE AND HE WANTED TO SAY COOL GANGSTER STUFF. PS: THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE ABOUT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE GETTING INFECTED BY ZOMBIE DISEASE I HAVE WATCHED ALL YEAR!

THIS WAS A GOOD BOOK, IT WAS, I AM REALLY GLAD I READ IT BUT AT THE SAME TIME ITS THAT SORT OF BOOK YOU READ THEN FEEL SAD THAT IT WENT THE WAY IT DID BECAUSE NOW A REALLY GOOD IDEA GOT TAKEN UP SO NO OTHER BOOK IS GOING TO HAVE JUST THAT PLOT AND ANOTHER BOOK THAT WENT ANOTHER WAY MIGHT HAVE GONE A WAY THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THE WAY IT DID GO. PS. WHY WOULDN'T THEY HAVE A SOCIAL CONVENTION FOR PEOPLE THEY COULDN'T TELL WHICH CITY WERE THEY IN? WHY DID THEY HAVE TO HAVE BREACH HAVING MAGIC GUNS AND SCI-FI TECHNOLOGY?

THIS MOVIE WAS MORE SYMBOLISM THAN PLOT BUT I STILL SORT OF LOST WHAT WAS GOING ON WHEN THEY ALL DRANK THAT LSD POTION. BECAUSE WHERE DID THEY GET THAT POTION? HALF THE MOVIE WAS THEM DIEING OF THIRST BUT THEY WERE CARRYING AROUND A POTION THE WHOLE TIME? WAS IT ALCOHOL? THEY HAD BEEN DRINKING SEAWATER BUT THEY SAVED THAT STUFF FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION? PS. I WATCHED THIS MOVIE SOLELY BECAUSE I READ A ONE SENTENCE INTERNET REVIEW THAT SAID IT'S AN 'AWESOME MOVIE THAT GETS DUMBER AND DUMBER UNTIL YOU CAN'T WATCH IT ANYMORE" HOW THAT IS A POSITIVE REVIEW THAT MADE ME WATCH IT IMMEDIATELY IS A MYSTERY.

HEY DO YOU LOVE SHADOWGATE BUT YOU CAN'T PLAY IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A LITTLE GIRL AND ALSO RETARDED? THEN HAVE I GOT A GAME FOR YOU! PS. WHY IS LISA HUMAN? DOES THAT HAVE SIGNIFICANCE? ISN'T SHE THE TOMATO PRINCESS' SISTER? THERE ARE NO OTHER HUMANS, WHY LISA? WHY ARE THE PASSWORDS SO WEIRD? WERE THE FARMIES EATING PEOPLE? IN THE END IT SAYS THEY BECAME CARNIVORES, WHICH IS GOOD, BUT WERE THEY EATTING THE OTHER VEGETABLE PEOPLE BEFORE? HOW DID THE FIGHTING WORK? I PLAYED THE ENTIRE GAME AND BEAT EVERY BATTLE WITH NO CONCEPT OF HOW THE FIGHTING SYSTEM EVEN WORKED.

THIS MOVIE FIXES THE ONE AND ONLY FLAW THE ORIGINAL SERIES HAD: THAT SIMON DID NOT JUMP OUT OF THE GURREN AND PUNCH THE ANTI-SPIRAL IN THE FACE. PS. ALSO IT CUT THE BOOTA SUB PLOT BECAUSE THAT NEVER REALLY MADE ANY SENSE AND ALSO IT SHOWED YOKO'S NIPPLES BUT THAT WAS MORE WEIRD THAN AN IMPROVEMENT.