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Donkey Kong 94 [game]

OH GOD I HAVE SO MANY VIDEOGAMES WHY DID I BUY THIS AND PLAY IT SO MUCH? PS. BECAUSE IT WAS 4 DOLLARS.

Orgasm Inc [movie]

YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW THIS MOVIE, I MEAN I'M SURE PHARMACY COMPANIES ARE KINDA EVIL AND MONEY GRUBBING AND ALL THAT BUT IT'S PRETTY DAMN ANTI-LADIES TO THINK ONLY MEN CAN HAVE BIOLOGICAL PROBLEMS IN THEIR SEXUAL ORGANS AND THAT WOMEN JUST GOTTA GO AND TRY HARDER. THE SEXIST THING ISN'T THAT PEOPLE 'MADE UP' A DISEASE, THE SEXIST THING IS THAT EVERYONE WAITED TO LONG TO GIVE ENOUGH OF A FRIG TO CARE IF WOMEN HAD BIOLOGY AS LONG AS THE DUDE WAS GETTING OFF. PS. LOL AT THE LABIAPLASTY WOMAN. THAT PART WAS ALRIGHT.

Bad Science [book]

THIS BOOK IS PRETTY MUCH LITERALLY JUST DEMON HAUNTED WORLD 2008: UK EDITION AND THAT IS PRETTY FINE WITH ME. PS. I AM MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD ABOUT BRAIN GYM.

You've got Murder [book]

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE, BUT THIS IS PRETTY MUCH SCI-FI WRITTEN FOR HOUSE WIVES AND THAT MADE IT REALLY FRUSTRATING TO READ. ON THE OTHER HAND I REALLY HATE MYSTERY NOVELS ANYWAY SO I WASN'T EVER GOING TO LIKE THIS. PS. THE WHOLE STORY FELT LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS: http://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories/under.htm THEN DECIDED TO WRITE A WAY CRAPPIER VERSION. ACTUALLY I JUDGE EVERY STORY WHERE SOMETHING IS SUPER SMART BY THAT STORY.

AEIOU: Any Easy Intimacy [comic]

I THINK IT FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO RELATE TO THIS ONE A TON, I THINK CUTTING HAS BEEN A REPEATED THEME IN LADIES I DATE BUT IN THE END THERE WAS JUST A TON OF STUFF THAT REALLY JUST DIDN'T MAP TO ANYTHING OR ANYONE AT ALL. I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THE STORIES FROM THIS ONE RESONATED WITH ANYTHING. PS. I LIED, MIXING A DRINK WITH A KNIFE RESONATED WITH ME MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER.

Rango [movie]

WHY YES I DO THINK THIS WOULD HAVE MADE AN EXCELLENT FALLOUT QUEST. PS. IF THE CROW WAS NATIVE AMERICAN DOES THAT MEAN THE HAWKS WERE ALSO?

Clumsy [comic]

THERE IS A LOT I CAN RELATE TO WITH THIS COMIC FOR EXAMPLE SUCH AS A DARK HAIRED DIRTY HIPPY GIRL, THE SORT OF REAL LIFE FIGHTS REAL PEOPLE HAVE, AND SO ON, BUT AT THE END THE THING I RELATE TO THE MOST IS ANNOYANCE AT HER PICKING JET GIRL. PS. I REALLY REALLY LIKE SHE WAS SICK ALL THE TIME AND IT JUST NEVER WENT ANYWHERE, IT DIDN'T END IN HER DIEING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, IT WAS JUST A THING THAT HAPPENED. I THINK THAT IS WHAT I REALLY RELATE TO THE MOST, HOW HARD THAT IS AND THE FIGHTS IS CAUSES.

All watched over by Machines of Loving Grace [television]

THIS IS A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE FAILURE OF PHILOSPHICAL CYBERNETICS AND SYSTEM THEORIES AND ABOUT SHOWING THE HORRIBLE AND EVIL RESULTS OF THE PROMISES THAT COMPUTERS WOULD BE A SAVIOR AND I MEAN IT HAS A LOT OF THINGS I DISAGREE WITH BUT AT THE SAME TIME I REALLY LIKE THAT A HIGH BUDGET DOCUMENTARY GOT MADE ABOUT THIS TOPIC AT ALL BECAUSE WAS A WEIRD AND OBSCURE THING TO TRY TO REFUTE. PS. ACTUALLY THIS WAS REALLY GOOD AND WELL RESEARCHED AND THE MUSIC WAS AMAZING AND I AM REALLY GLAD I WATCHED THIS BECAUSE NOW I AM ALL TRIPPING ON THE IDEA ECOSYSTEMS ARE A DUMB IDEA MADE UP BY STUPID PEOPLE.

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Shadow Wars [game]

I BASICALLY NEVER PLAY 'BOY' GAMES AND PRETTY MUCH WOULD NEVER BE CAUGHT DEAD PLAYING A GAME LIKE THIS EXCEPT KMART HAD A SUPER LIMITED SLICE OF 3DS GAMES. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THIS GAME WASN'T AWFUL, THE GUY THAT MADE X-COM MADE IT AND THAT SHOWED. ALTHOUGH ON THE OTHER HAND THIS GAME CRASHES CONSTANTLY AND CERTAIN ATTACKS ARE SO BROKEN I'M NOT SURE ANYONE EVER EVEN PLAY TESTED THE GAME BEFORE SHIPPING IT. PS: I BET I DON'T BUY ANOTHER 3DS GAME FOR A YEAR OR MORE AND JUST DOWNLOAD STUFF FROM THE E-SHOP.

Nightbreed [movie]

MY MAIN COMPLAINT WITH THIS MOVIE IS THAT THE SOUND TRACK IS SO WHIMSICAL THAT IT RUINS THE WHOLE MOVIE AND THAT IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE LOOKING IT UP IT SEEMS THIS MOVIE ORIGINALLY HAD A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SOUND TRACK AND IT WAS CHANGED AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE TO BE LESS "CONFUSING". ALSO I AM GOING TO ADMIT I WATCHED THIS MOVIE BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WERE ARGUING IF THE NIGHTBREED REPRESENTED THE GAY COMMUNITY AND THAT WAS A WICKED WEIRD ARGUMENT. (CONCLUSION: NO, PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE THAT THEME DOESN'T SEEM TO GO ANYWHERE. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND ALMOST ALL OF THE MALE MONSTERS ARE CODED AS GAY, SOOOO) PS. IN MY OWN PERSONAL CANNON THIS MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE AS 'LITTLE MONSTERS'