Capital Reviews

I PLAYED THE BASE GAME YEARS AGO BUT NOT MOST OF THE DLC, SO NOW I GOT THE COMPLETE EDITION AND PLAYED ALL THE DLC SO HERE IS CAPITAL REVIEWS OF THAT:   HONEST HEARTS: THIS IS THE MOST NOTHING OF THE DLC, IT DOES SOME STUFF WITH CHRISTIANITY IN THE FALLOUT UNIVERSE AND THAT IS UNIQUE BUT MOSTLY IT LACKS ANY GIMMICKS AND WAS PERFECTLY OKAY BUT NOT MEMORABLE AND MOSTLY WAS JUST "HEY DO YOU HAVE HIGH SURVIVAL SKILLS OR LIKE CRAFTING?" WHERE I DIDN'T ON EITHER OF THOSE THINGS.   OLD WORLD BLUES: THIS DOESN'T REALLY FIT IN THE FALLOUT UNIVERSE AT ALL AND IS WAY TOO SILLY AND GOOFY BUT IT'S ALSO GREAT AND AMAZING AND THE MOST FUN OF ANY OF THE DLC AND THE GOOFY CRAP IS HILARIOUS. PLUS IT GIVES YOU HEAPS OF GAME BREAKING BONUSES NON-STOP TO EVERYTHING IN REALLY FUN WAYS THAT DO THINGS EVEN BEYOND JUST MAKING NUMBERS GET BIGGER.   DEAD MONEY: THIS IS LITERALLY THE LEAST FUN I'VE EVER HAD WITH FALLOUT, INCLUDING FALLOUT TACTICS. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS TERRIBLE.

I FEEL LIKE THERE IS LIKE EIGHT SUPER ARTSY MOVIES WITH NAMES LIKE THE FALL OR THE FALLEN OR FALL OR FALLING OR FALLEN OR SOMETHING. THIS IS THE SUPER ARSY MOVIE WITH THE GORL WITH SUPER BRITISH EYEBROWS THAT SEEMS LIKE ITS A REALLY GOOD MOVIE BUT JUST PUTTERS OUT IN THE END TO NOTHING SUPER PROFOUND.    PS. THE BRITISH VERSION OF SUICIDE CLUB

I FEEL LIKE THE FIRST PART WAS LITERALLY JUST AN ANIMATION DEMO FOR A NEW COMPANY AND WAS PRETTY GENERIC BUT VISUALLY INTERESTING, THE SECOND THING WAS MORE FLESHED OUT BUT SEEMED ACTUALLY KINDA MORE BORING I GUESS? I JUST WANT TRIGGER TO MAKE MORE STUFF, IT'S THE ONLY ANIME STUDIO I STILL LIKE.   PS. I AM PUTTING TWO SEPARATE THINGS IN ONE CAPITAL REVIEW BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY ABOUT EITHER!

THIS MOVIE HAD A LOT OF AMAZING PARTS, A LOT A LOT OF AMAZING PARTS, BUT I DO STILL FEEL LIKE EVERY TRYHARD FAKE CULT CLASSIC EIGHTIES MOVIE ALWAYS HAS THE SAME FLAWS AND THIS DIDNT ESCAPE IT EITHER, EVEN ONE SECOND OF NOT BEING 100% ERNEST AND THE ILLUSION BREAKS AND ITS HARD TO GO BACK. BUT THIS MOVIE DID BETTER THAN MOST AND WAS P. AMAZING.    PS. APPLE IS LIKE ONE OF THE WORST CHARACTERS IN A MOVIE LIKE EVER AND THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO DO WITH A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL. SHE IS JUST THE WORST!

I DON'T KNOW, THE FIRST MOVIE WASN'T PARTICULARLY GOOD BUT IT WAS A HORROR MOVIE THAT TOOK ON A REALLY INTERESTING SET OF FEARS. THE FEAR OF SEXUAL HEALTH AND THE FEAR OF PEOPLE IN AUTHORITY FREAKING OUT AT YOU RATHER THAN HELPING YOU NO MATTER HOW OBVIOUS IT WAS YOU WERE IN REAL TROUBLE. THIS MOVIE DUMPED THAT AND JUST WASN'T REALLY ABOUT ANYTHING. IT WAS FINE AS A MOVIE BUT IT'S SAD THEY DIDN'T WORK ON THE GOOD PARTS OF THE FIRST MOVIE AND MAKE THEM SOMETHING.   PS. SERIOUSLY, WHY DID THE GRANDMA HAVE SEX WORMS, WHAT DID THAT MEAN? I DON'T GET WHY THE GRANDMA HAD IT!

THIS IS NONSUPERNATURAL BADABOOK FEATURING DOCTOR STEVEN BROOL. IT WAS A REAL GOOD MOVIE AND THE MOM WAS A REAL BAG OF DICKS TO A SERIES OF CHILD ACTORS WHO ALL WERE SUPER GOOD AT ALSO BEING HORRIBLE PEOPLE. PS. IF YOU GET SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES JUST PUT SOME DRAIN CLEANER IN IT, YA DUMMY.

THIS IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST GARBAGE MOVIES IVE EVER SEEN, SO OF COURSE I LOVE IT. I LOVE HOW EVERY SINGLE ELEMENT OF THIS JUST SCREAMS "LOW EFFORT"     PS. CRICKET PUDDING

I THINK I FEEL SOME SORT OF GUILT FOR NEVER BEING ABLE TO GET THROUGH OR UNDERSTAND KAIBA. DID THEY EVER DUB KAIBA? IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH WITH SUBTITLES. WHO HAD WHAT VOICE WAS TOO IMPORTANT AND MY ABLITY TO FOLLOW JAPANESE VOICES COMES DOWN TO "IS IT EDWARD FROM FULL METAL ALCHEMIST Y/N"   PS. I AM USING MY AMAZON SUBSCRIPTION SO POORLY!!!!

I GUESS MY FIRST USE OF AMAZON PRIME IS TO WATCH A VERY BORING BUT EXCESSIVELY WELL ANIMATED ANIME MOVIE THAT I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF? PS. IT'S VERY OFF PUTTING THAT IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES THEY INTRODUCED A ROMANCE SUBPLOT BETWEEN A GROWN MAN AND A SECOND GRADER. ALSO THE GROWN MAN WAS A DOG?

I DON'T KNOW, THIS GAME SEEMED SO SUPER WELL DONE AND AMAZING BUT NO MATTER WHAT THERE NEVER CAME A POINT IT FELT LIKE IT CLICKED WITH ME. LIKE I LIKE IT, BUT I NEVER EVER FELT LIKE I WAS GETTING THE MOVEMENT DOWN AND EVEN THOUGH I NEVER FELT LIKE I WAS STRUGGLING TO PROGRESS I STILL FEEL LIKE I PLAYED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE NORMAL LEVELS AND BEAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE NORMAL BOSSES WITHOUT EVER REALLY FEELING GOOD ABOUT MY SKILLS AT JUMPING CORRECTLY. I DON'T KNOW, I DID FINE WITH GETTING IT RIGHT BUT IT NEVER CLICKED WITH ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. PS. THIS GAME IS AT LEAST SUPER CHARMING AND EVERY TIME I GOT A BOOMERANG FLOWER I'D FIND SOMEWHERE TO STAND WHERE I COULD THROW IT DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA BECAUSE I LOVED HOW THAT LOOKED AND I PLAYED THE RED/YELLOW/BLUE MUSIC TIMING LEVEL A BUNCH OF TIMES. ALSO LOL THAT PEOPLE HAVE COMPLAINED '1 UPS' IS A WEIRD VESTIGE MECHANIC AND HAS BEEN FOR SO LONG AND THIS GAME BRINGS THE CLOCK UP LIKE IT'S A REAL THING

THE GAMEPLAY IN THIS ISN'T PERFECT AND IT'S BOTH TOO EASY AND TOO HARD AT THE SAME TIME BUT THE STORY IS GREAT BY BEING ALSO AWFUL. IT'S SUPER CHARMING. ALSO THE MAIN CHARACTER LOOKS LIKE ZANN REYNOLDS.  PS. HAPPY AND GAY