Capital Reviews

I DON'T THINK THIS IS A VERY GOOD MOVIE! I AM PRETTY SURE IT'S LIKE 'GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE" WHERE IT'S PRETTY CLEAR SOMEONE THOUGHT UP A TITLE FOR A MOVIE THEN BEGRUDGINGLY REALIZED THEY HAD TO ACTUALLY HAVE A FILM TO GO WITH THE TITLE. PS. THIS MOVIE USES THE WORD 'PRE-PUBESCENT' TO DESCRIBE THE GIRL AND RHYME IT WITH PREHISTORIC AND IS CREEPY AS HECK!

THIS GAME MADE ME SUPER DIZZY SO INSTEAD OF NOT PLAYING IT I PLAYED THE WHOLE THING IN LIKE TWO SITTINGS THEN TOOK A NAP AFTER. I LIKE HOW THE WHOLE COLLECTIVIST THING KINDA WAS LIKE "OH MAN THE FIRST GAME WAS OBJECTIVISM SO LETS MAKE THIS ONE COLLECTIVISM" BUT THEN THEY SORTA GAVE UP AND JUST HAD LAMB BE CRAZY AND MADE IT ABOUT MOMS AND DADS. ALSO HYPNOTISE 3 + NATURAL CAMOUFLAGE MADE THE GAME REALLY UNFUN TO THE POINT I HAD TO UNEQUIP BOTH JUST TO MAKE THE GAME WORTH PLAYING. PS. HOW DO YOU EAT ALL THE BEANS YOU PICK UP ANYWAY?

I AM 100% SURE ALPHABUTT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE SONG EVER MADE AT THE AGE OF 5 SO MUCH. ON THE OTHER HAND I AM NOT 100% SURE THE WORLD IS READY FOR A CHILDREN'S SONG ABOUT HOW KIMYA DOESN'T SHAVE HER PUBIC HAIR. PS. PANDORA: CHANGING MY LIFE AND PIRATING HABITS FOREVER.

IT WAS A NEIL GAIMAN STORY AND IT WAS PRETTY CLEARLY THAT, THE END WASN'T AMAZING BUT IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD STORY. ALSO IT HAD A EFFEMINATE GAY PIRATE AND A GAY RAPE JOKE BUT THE CONCLUSION OF THAT PLOT ARC WAS THAT HIS CREW ALL KNEW HE WAS AND STILL RESPECTED HIM AND THAT WAS P. GOOD FOR A MOVIE I GUESS. PS. DOES THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY EXIST? IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE WITH REAL ACTORS IN IT THAT I HAVE MANAGED TO NEVER HEAR OF OR APPARENTLY SEE ANYTHING ABOUT TILL SOMEONE TOLD ME TO WATCH IT?