Orange is the new black [book, nonfiction]
JESUS CHRIST THIS BOOK IS INSUFFERABLE! I DON'T THINK THERE IS 5 PAGES ANYWHERE IN THE BOOK WHERE SHE DOESN'T MENTION HOW PRETTY SHE IS, HOW SHE WENT TO SMITH OR HOW MUCH BLACK PEOPLE LIKE HER. THERE IS EVEN A FEW SPECIAL PAGES WHERE SHE HYPOTHESIZES THAT BLACK PEOPLE LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY AND WENT TO SMITH. PS. IT'S HILARIOUS TO READ THIS AND SEE WEIRD RANDOM LINES OR TOTALLY DRAMA FREE EVENTS OR RANDOMLY MENTIONED PEOPLE TURN INTO TV SHOW PLOTS. LIKE SOME RELIGIOUS GIRL WAS ANNOYING WHILE SHE WAS RUNNING AND SHE LIGHTLY HIT THE WOMAN'S HAND THEN APOLOGIZED AND THE TV SHOW TURNED THAT INTO: http://i.minus.com/ibfwvOje5hZDYS.gif