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Jamestown [game]

LIKE 90% OF THE REASON I LIKE THIS GAME IS THAT THEY ARE SPOT ON ON THE WAY PEOPLE USED TO WRITE BOOK TITLES BEFORE PEOPLE CAUGHT ON ON THE FACT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE BOOK TITLES LIKE THAT. PS. I POKED AT THIS GAME FOR WEEKS BARELY ABLE TO CRAWL THROUGH LEVELS ON EASY USING THE KEYBOARD AS A CONTROLLER THEN REALIZED I COULD PLAY WITH THE MOUSE AND BEAT THE WHOLE GAME IN ONE GO ON THE DIFFICULTY ONE HARDER THAN 'DIFFICULT'

Wario Ware [game]

OH GOD I AM FILLED WITH TERROR AT HOW OFTEN I DIED IN THIS GAME DUE TO LACK OF ATTENTION SPAN. I THINK I ONLY PLAY PORTABLE GAMES WHILE WATCHING INTERNET VIDEOS AND WELP! PS. THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY META ABOUT PLAYING A 8 YEAR OLD GAME THAT IS ALL KITSCHY ABOUT 10 YEAR OLD GAMES.

Cars 2 [movie]

I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE CARS 1 BUT I WATCHED LIKE HALF OF THIS AT WORK SO I FIGURED I SHOULD FINISH IT UP AND MAN AM I UPSET ABOUT CARS SOCIETY! I MEAN THEY ARE THE BAD GUYS AND THEIR PLAN WAS KINDA EVIL BUT THE LEMONS CLEARLY ARE IN THE RIGHT, IT SEEMS THAT THEIR PARTS ARE NO LONGER MANUFACTURED AND THE FACT THEY BUY THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET INDICATES THEY ARE ILLEGAL IN SOME WAY SEEMS TO MEAN CARS OF THE LEMON SPECIES ARE AN ABSURDLY OPPRESSED CLASS AND SO I'M PRETTY DOWN WITH THEIR REVOLT. PS. I LIKE THIS MOVIE HAD TO GRIND THE 'TOW-MATER, TOMATO" JOKE SO HARD BECAUSE I CAN BE HONEST AND SAY I NEVER GOT IT IN THE FIRST MOVIE AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYONE ELSE DIE EITHER.

Tron Legacy [movie]

THIS MOVIE WASN'T AWFUL AND HAD SOME 80S TUNES AND RAD CAPES BUT THEN IT ALSO HAD EASTERN PHILOSOPHY AND WIRE FIGHTING THAT MADE IT SEEM AN AWFUL LOT LIKE IT WASN'T CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO BE IT'S OWN MOVIE AND COULDN'T HELP BUT BEING MATRIX FOR SOME REASON. PS. A++++ ON THE WARGAMES REFERENCE, THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY MOVIE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH 80S CRED TO THROW THAT IN AND NOT SEEM LIKE IT HAD NOT EARNED IT.

Skyrim [game]

YEAH I BEAT THIS GAME, AND I FEEL ALMOST EMBARRASSED BY THAT, PLAYING THE MAIN STORY ISN'T THE RIGHT WAY TO PLAY ELDER SCROLLS GAMES AND IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE TO HAVE ACTUALLY BEAT IT MEANS I PLAYED IT WRONG. EVEN THE GAME ITSELF HAS A 'FUCK, I DON'T KNOW" FEELING TO ACTUALLY ENDING THE STORY WHERE THE LAST BOSS IS NOTHING AND IT SORT OF UNCEREMONIOUSLY DUMPS YOU BACK INTO THE WORLD AFTER WITH NO FANFARE AND LITTLE INDICATION YOU BEAT THE GAME. I THINK THE REASON I DECIDED TO BEAT IT IS THAT I WAS 60 HOURS IN AND WAS STARTING TO BURN OUT, AND KNOW THE WAY THESE GAMES WORK IS THAT THE ADDONS AND DLC ARE BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL GAME IS IN EVERY CASE AND IT'D BE BETTER IF I PUT THIS DOWN NOW AND WAIT TILL THAT STUFF IS OUT SO I CAN PLAY IT WITHOUT FEELING LIKE I WAS PICKING UP A GAME I HAD OVERPLAYED ALREADY. PS. THE ONLY COMPLAINT I HAVE WITH THIS GAME IS: WHY THE HECK DID THEY NEED TO USE THE JADE/RUBY/DIAMOND/IVORY/WHATEVER DRAGON CLAW PUZZLE AND THE FISH/BIRD/SNAKE

Grow up Timmy Turner [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS SO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY TERRIBLE THAT IT'S KINDA AWESOME. PS: SCENE OF THE FOREVER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Y1w5zMjuzoY#t=2238s