Capital Reviews

 Toy Story 5 [movie] THIS FELT VERY MUDDLED, LIKE IT KEPT HAVING DIFFERENT PARTS AND EVERYONE KEPT HAVING TO SWITCH LOCATIONS. I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS MASSIVE INTERNAL STRUGGLE ON MESSAGING ON ELECTRONICS SINCE DISNEY WANTS TO SELL ELECTRONICS. BUT ALSO THE WEIRD BOOMER SHIFT FROM TOYSTORY ONE BEING ALL "NEW FANGLED THINGS ARE SCARY AND THAT'S OKAY" TO LIKE CHOBITS PS. I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A THEORY THAT EVERY PIXAR MOVIE IS JUST BUILT AROUND THE NEWEST THING THE RENDERING SOFTWARE CAN MAKE AND I CORRECTLY PREDICTED 'ELEMENTAL" AFTER FIRE GOT GOOD, I FEEL LIKE THIS ONE IS 'HORSES" 

 Disclosure day [movie] THIS FEELS LIKE A MOVIE MEANT TO TAP INTO A CULTURAL ZEITGEIST THAT JUST IS NOT ACTUALLY A THING AT ALL RIGHT NOW.  PS. REVERSE EVANGELION 

 Avatar: Fire and Ash [movie] GOD, THEY KEEP MAKING THESE AND THEY ARE ALL THE SAME. WAS THERE EVEN AN AVATAR IN THIS WHOLE MOVIE EVEN ONCE (YES, AT NORMAL TOWN FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS).  PS. BOTH JAKE SULLY AND WIFE ARE SUCH RANCID PEOPLE. TEACHING FACISM TO WHALES

 The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants[movie] I WAS ALWAYS TOO OLD FOR SPONGEBOB BUT IT REALLY DOES JUST SEEM MADE FOR ACTUAL BABIES NOW. WHEN I WAS 20 IT FELT LIKE A SHOW MADE FOR KIDS AND STONERS AT MINIMUM.  PS. I LOVE HOW LAZY AND LOW EFFORT THE THEME SONG IS

 Street Fighter [movie] TO BE CLEAR, THIS MOVIE ISN'T ANY GOOD BUT IT RULES HARD. IT'S LIKE THE MOST HYPER LITERAL INTERPRETATION OF STREETFIGHTER II YOU CAN IMAGINE. IT'S LIKE THOSE FAKE AI TRAILERS OF LIKE SIMPSONS OR ED EDD AND EDDY OR SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A BUNCH OF CLIPS OF WEIRD UNCANNY HUMAN VERSIONS OF EVERYONE, SO EVERYONE IS WEARING THE EXACT OUTFITS AND STANDING IN THE STAGES AND THERE IS A BUNCH OF WEIRD SHOTS OF PEOPLE DOING THE LOOPING BACKGROUND ANIMATIONS AND ALSO A BUNCH OF THE DIALOG IS JUST WIN/LOSS QUOTES FROM THE GAME THAT ARE ALL JUST GIBBERISH NONSENSE. IT'S SO STUPID AND IT RULES.  PS. I ALSO LIKE EVERY FLASHBACK IS ANIME AND IS SO SERIOUS AND GOOD AND TAKES IT SO SERIOUSLY IN SUCH A STUPID MOVIE