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Five Nights at Freddy's 2 [movie]

 Five Nights at Freddy's 2 [movie] THIS MOVIE FELT WAY MORE INCOMPREHENSIBLE THAN THE OTHER ONE. USUALLY EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW DETAILS OF THE *LORE* YOU CAN JUST KINDA FOLLOW ALONG BY VIBES, BUT THIS FELT LIKE A REAL 'NO, WAIT, WHO IS THAT" MOVIE. I GUESS I'M ALWAYS A FAN OF "CALLING FOR HELP AND NO ONE ANSWERING" HORROR MOVIES AT LEAST. I ALSO REALLY LIKE THE "IT'S ET BUT THE THING IS TRANSPARENTLY MONSTEROUS AND EVIL" TYPE PLOT THIS HAD FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT MOVIE.  PS. THIS HAD THE ANNABELLE PROBLEM. THE ORIGINAL FREDDY CHARACTERS MAKE SENSE, THEY ARE CLEARLY TOO SCARY TO BE REAL BUT ARE ON THE SCALE OF THE CHUCKY CHEESE ANIMATRONICS THAT ARE THEMSELVES INHERENTLY CREEPY. LIKE HOW RAGGIDY ANNE IS A CREEPY LOOKING DOLL. BUT THEN LIKE, WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER MAKE MARIONETTE LOOK LIKE THAT? LIKE IT WORKS FOR A HORROR THING TO BE "WHAT IF A CREEPY REAL LIFE THING WAS ACTUALLY EVIL" MORE THAN "WHAT IF THI...
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Zootopia 2 [movie]

 Zootopia 2 [movie] THIS WAS A LOT MORE NATIONAL TREASURE THAN THE FIRST MOVIE, BUT IT WAS STILL PRETTY GOOD. I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS SOME WEIRD REWRITE WITH THE WHOLE THROUGH LINE OF GARY THE SNAKE, LIKE THE CLIMAX OF HIM SAYING IT'S OKAY DIDN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE IT CONNECTED TO ANY ISSUE ANYONE WAS HAVING. (THE CLIMAX OF NICK SAYING "AGREE TO DISAGREE" WAS PRETTY GOOD. ) PS. IT'S EXTREMELY FUNNY HOW MUCH SHIPPING THIS MOVIE HAD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS FOR. 
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Sinners [movie]

 Sinners [movie] I HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME WATCHING MOVIES I KNOW ARE ACTUALLY GOOD. I ONLY WANT TO WATCH MOVIES THAT ARE BAD AND SUCK. BUT I WATCHED THIS AND IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD. PS. DID THIS TIME PERIOD EVER EXIST? IT FELT LIKE A VERY COWBOY TOWN FOR THE 1930S. 
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Mewgenics [game]

 Mewgenics [game] JESUS CHRIST, BETWEEN FEB 10 AND MARCH 14TH I PLAYED 174 HOURS OF THIS GAME. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED A BINDING OF ISSAC CAT FINAL FANTASY TACTICS WOULD WORM INTO MY BRAIN LIKE THIS. I LOVE THIS GAME.  PS. OH, JUST THIS SECOND I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. I THOUGHT HITLER WAS SUCH A MAJOR ANTAGNOIST JUST BECAUSE THESE ARE ALWAYS SHOCK HUMOR PEE PEE POO POO GAMES BUT LIKE OH YEAH, OF COURSE THE BAD GUY IN A GAME ABOUT COMEDY EUGENICS WOULD BE HITLER III.
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The Inevitable Ruin [book, audiobook]

 The Inevitable Ruin [book, audiobook] IT'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING HOW HIGH THE PERCENTAGE OF CHARACTERS IN DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL ARE FEMALE. IT'S SUCH A BRO-Y NERD BOOK YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE, ONLY LOVE INTEREST AND JOKES OR WHATEVER, BUT ALMOST EVERY IMPORTANT CHARACTER IS A WOMAN OTHER THAN CARL. I MENTION THIS BECAUSE THERE WAS A SECOND I WAS 100% SURE THEY WERE GONNA SAY "EVERYONE IN THE ARMY COUNTS FOR THE BOW" AND DO WOMAN SPIRIT BOMB WITH EVERY PAST CRAWLER AND THAT SEEMED LIKE A HILARIOUSLY NONSENSICAL BADASS IDEA ALTHOUGH THE PERSON THEY KILLED WAS NOT THAT VITAL TO THE STORY TO DESERVE A MOMENT LIKE THAT. JUST THE FACT THEY USED THE BOW AND SET UP THE 500% WOMAN POWER FELT LIKE THAT IS WHERE IT WAS GOING AND I'M KINDA SAD IT DIDN'T.  PS. AH, I LISTENED TO THESE BASICALLY NONSTOP ONE RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER. THIS WAS THE LAST ONE TILL MAY. I'M ACTUALLY REALLY SAD. 
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Spider [movie]

 Spider [movie] THIS IS A 1992 SOVIET LATVIAN EROTIC HORROR MOVIE. A HOT LADY GETS PICKED BY AN ARTIST TO MODEL FOR VIRGIN MARY BUT THEN SEES EXACTLY ONE NAKED LADY AND A STOP MOTION SPIDER THEN GOES INSTANTLY INSANE AND HAS A BUNCH OF SEXUAL VISIONS ABOUT FUCKING SPIDERS UNTIL THE PRIEST EVENTUALLY COMES AND LASERS THE SPIDER APART WITH LASER SIGN OF THE CROSS.  PS. NIGHTBREED LEVELS OF TERRIBLE MUSIC. 
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OBEX [movie]

 OBEX [movie] I THINK THIS MOVIE IS A LOT MORE STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE BUT *MAN* DOES IT HAVE STYLE. LIKE HOLY CRAP IS THIS MOVIE AMAZING TO LOOK AT. ALSO I THINK THE 1980S COMPUTERS AND 8 BIT VIDEOGAMES AND CICADAS VIBE IS THE MOST TARGET MARKETED TO ME THING IMAGINABLE.  PS. THE MUSIC IS SO GOOD AND I LOOKED UP WHO DID IT EXPECTING IT TO BE SOME INDIE WEIRD OR JUST THE MOVIE DIRECTOR MESSING AROUND WITH MIDI BUT APPARENTLY ANIMAL COLLECTIVE MADE IT!?
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