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Sea of Stars [game]

 Sea of Stars [game] I HAVE SUCH MIXED OPINIONS ABOUT THIS. IT IS A CHRONO TRIGGER KNOCK OFF MADE IN THE STYLE OF A DREAMCAST/SATURN/GBA ERA JRPG. IT'S SO SPOT ON FOR WHAT IT'S DOING. STUFF LIKE THE LARGE SPRITES ARE AMAZING. IT'S REALLY JAW DROPPING HOW GOOD A MIMICRY IT IS. BUT LIKE, I DON'T THINK THAT ERA OF JRPGS WAS VERY GOOD. THIS FEELS LIKE IT CAPTURES WHAT I HATED ABOUT IT. THE DIALOG IS AWFUL, THE BATTLES DRAG ON WAY TOO LONG. IT'S ALL SLIDING BLOCK PUZZLES. BUT THE GAME IS NEAT. IT'S COOL IT EXISTS.  PS. IT FEELS SAD THAT LIKE 75% OF THE GAME IS PRETTY BLAND OTHER THAN "LOOK WE DREW A REALLY BIG SPRITE" MOMENTS BUT THEN THE LAST 25% GOES INTO A WILDLY BETTER STORY BEFORE ABRUPTLY ENDING. (AND I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GET THE EXTENDED ENDING. )
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Dear Leader [book, audiobook, nonfiction]

 Dear Leader [book, audiobook, nonfiction] THIS IS A BOOK BY A MAN WHO ESCAPED NORTH KOREA. HE HAD THE VERY FUNNY JOB OF PRETENDING TO BE SOUTH KOREAN AND WRITING 'SOUTH KOREAN' POEMS ABOUT HOW GREAT NORTH KOREA IS TO 'LEAK' TO NORTH KOREANS. HE GOT NAMED THE POET LAUREATE OF NORTH KOREA WHEN EVERY COUNTRY SUBMITTED A POEM FOR THE OLYMPICS AND HE GOT TO BE NORTH KOREA'S POET.  THE BOOK IS REALLY GOOD. HE'S A GOOD WRITER. PARTS FELT VAGUELY MADE UP. BUT THAT FEELS UNDERSTANDABLE. PS. OKAY, SO I SPUN ALL YEAR ON THE 'POET LAUREATE' CATEGORY STARTING AND DROPPING LIKE 4 DIFFERENT BOOKS AND I HAVE THE MOST PRETENTIOUS CLAIM I'VE EVER MADE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE: A POET LAUREATE INHERENTLY CAN NOT BE A GOOD POET.  AN ARTS PROGRAM THAT BROADLY FUNDS POETS CAN CREATE GOOD POETRY BUT I THINK A DIRECTLY HIRED BY THE GOVERNMENT POET JUST CAN NOT BE A GOOD POET.   LIKE, IN MY EXTREMELY BAD TAKE HIPSTER MIND THE USE OF A POEM IS EITHER AS A THING FOR SOMEONE SO MARGI
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Doctor Who: The Star Beast [television]

 Doctor Who: The Star Beast [television] I DO THINK DONNA NOBLE GOT POSSIBLY THE ABSOLUTE WORST ENDING OF ANY CHARACTER EVER IN ANYTHING EVER, I DON'T KNOW IF RESOLVING IT IS THE GRAVITY WORTH TO BE THE 60 YEAR ANNIVERSARY BUT IT'S GOOD ENOUGH. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW MUCH THE MEEP SUCKED AND THE EXTREME OLD SCHOOL DOCTOR WHO BACKSTORY OF A PSYCHEDELIC SUN.  PS. OH GOD, THE "NONBINARY" THING IS HILARIOUS. NOT THE CHARACTER BEING TRANSGENDER, THAT PART IS GOOD. THE PART WHERE HER MIND GETTING ERASED WAS HER JUST SAYING THE WORD "BINARY" A BUNCH OF TIMES THEN 13 YEARS LATER THEY ARE LIKE 'AH, NONBINARY" LIKE THAT WAS INVOLVED IN THE THE CURE SOMEHOW. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE IN UNIVERSE IN A SCI-FI WAY AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO CALL A DEFINITELY TRANSGENDER CHARACTER NONBINARY!  I JUST WONDER WHAT POINT IN THE WRITING THEY THOUGHT OF THAT TWIST. IT FEELS LIKE A LINE SOMEONE THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPER CLEVER ABOUT. 
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Hunt For The Skinwalker [book, audiobook, nonfiction(?)]

 Hunt For The Skinwalker [book, audiobook, nonfiction(?)] AS A LITTLE KID CONSPIRACY, CRYPTID, ALIEN, AND JUST GENERAL FAKE WOO SCIENCE STUFF WAS SOMETHING I WAS OBSESSED WITH. I WOULD JUST READ ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ABOUT A RUSSIAN GUY MAKING BUGS OUT OF ROCKS OR A PREDICTION OF THE WORLD GETTING SWOOPERED IN 1996.  I THINK THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENED TO STOP THAT WAS JUST GETTING OLDER AND BEING LESS DUMB SO WHEN A BOOK SAID "THEN AN ALIEN TALKED TO ME TELEPATHICALLY" I COULD JUST SAY "NO IT DIDN'T" AND THAT WAS THE END. BUT THE LARGER THING I FEEL LIKE HAPPENED IS THAT CONSPIRACY STUFF JUST ISN'T FUN ANYMORE. IN THE LAST 20 YEARS IT FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING CONSPIRACY STOPPED BEING COOL OR FUN AND IS NOW JUST FAR RIGHT ULTRA CONSERVATIVE STUFF. I KNOW AS A KID PART IS I SIMPLY MISSED ANY POLITICAL UNDERTONE TO SAYING ROTHCHILD IS A SPACE LIZARD, AND THINGS LIKE DISTRUST OF THE GOVERNMENT ARE KINDA INHERENT TO CONSPIRACY AND IS ALWAYS A LITTLE RIGHT LEANI
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Scott Pilgrim Takes Off [anime]

 Scott Pilgrim Takes Off [anime] THIS IS REALLY VERY GOOD. SHOCKINGLY GOOD. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE SAME REVIEW OF EVERY SCOTT PILGRIM THING THOUGH, THAT IT FEELS MADE IN A LAB TO RESONATE WITH ME SPECIFICALLY (I THINK CLASH AT DEMONHEAD SOLD LIKE, LESS THAN 50,000 COPIES OR SOMETHING) AND IT DOES, BUT NEVER AS MUCH AS I WANT. I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I LIKE EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL ELEMENT THEN NEVER REALLY LIKE THE CORE STORY. THEY DID ADD A BUNCH OF EVANGELION STUFF TO THE END OF THIS AT LEAST.  PS. SORRY KNIVES. 
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Five Nights at Freddy's [movie]

 Five Nights at Freddy's [movie] THIS MOVIE ISN'T GOOD, BUT LIKE, IT'S KINDA GOOD? IT'S MORE GOOD THAN IT NEEDED TO BE? ALSO THE PACING IS HILARIOUS, IT'S VERY SLOW AND SERIOUS FOR LIKE 75% OF IT THEN LIKE TEN TRILLION THINGS HAPPEN IN THE LAST 20 MINUTES AND BARELY MAKE SENSE.  PS. ALSO WE WATCHED THIS IN THE THEATER, WE DIDN'T TORRENT OR STREAM THIS, BUT SOMEHOW IT BUFFERED A BUNCH? I DON'T THINK THAT IS EVEN HOW MOVIE THEATERS WORK. 
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We're All Going to the World's Fair [movie]

 We're All Going to the World's Fair [movie] THIS MOVIE IS LIKE, REALLY REALLY REALLY BORING, BUT GOOD? IT SET UP LIKE IT WOULD BE FOUND FOOTAGE SUPERNATURAL GARBAGE, BUT IT ENDED UP BEING LIKE.... GUMMO BUT FOR A SAD GIRL LOOKING AT A LOW QUALITY CREEPYPASTA AND IT DID THAT EXTREMELY WELL. THERE IS JUST SOMETHING REALLY WELL DONE ABOUT HOW LOW QUALITY AND LOW EFFORT EVERYTHING IS AND HOW EASILY SHE DIDN'T KILL HERSELF. LIKE THIS SPECIFIC THING WAS OVERALL NOT A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF THE CRAPPY LIFE SHE WAS HAVING.  PS. I WATCHED THIS BECAUSE I LOOKED UP WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE AND GOOGLE RECOMMENDED THIS AS A "COMING OF AGE HORROR MOVIE" AND THAT IS A GREAT GENRE NAME. 
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