Twilight [movie]

HELLO I'M DOCTOR VAMPIRE, I WEAR BODY GLITTER. I AM A METAPHOR FOR TEEN SEXUAL URGES. I'M 130 YEARS OLD AND AM HITTING ON A 17 YEAR OLD.

PS. BETTER THAN THE BOOK

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