RPGs 2000 to 2004 [List of Games]

Final Fantasy IX [B]







I LITERALLY NEVER LOOKED WHAT OZMA LOOKED LIKE BEFORE AND I SAW SCREEN SHOTS BUT THEY DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE MY ROOM MATE WOULDN'T LET ME PLAY MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES OF THIS GAME AT A TIME SO I RUSHED THROUGH IT AND IT WAS UNFUN AND I JUST RAN FROM ALL THE ENEMIES IN THE UPSIDE DOWN CASTLE AND NEVER EVEN KNEW THERE WAS A TRICK TO IT. ALSO BACK TO THROWING UP ABOUT LEVEL 6 TERRA IN THIS VIDEO CHRIST!

PS. VIVI PEES OFF THE BRIDGE SOLELY SO THEY CAN ESTABLISH 'VIVI HAS A WIENER' TO ESTABLISH HIM AS MALE AND TO FORESHADOW HIS ABILITY TO HAVE CHILDREN.

PPS. I STILL SPENT A TON OF TIME EATING FROGS.

Paper Mario [B]







THIS GAME CLEARLY HAS BETTER GRAPHICS THAN SUPER PAPER MARIO WTF?

PS. THIS GAME IS CLEARLY BETTER THAN SUPER PAPER MARIO


Golden Sun







REMEMBER THIS WHEN IT CAME OUT AND IT WAS LIKE 'WOAH A GAMEBOY RPG THIS IS AMAZING"

PS. I BARELY REMEMBER THIS GAME ACTUALLY! BUT I PLAYED IT!


Okage







THIS GAME WAS REALLY COOL BUT IT WASN'T FUN AT ALL EVEN A LITTLE. LIKE THE POINT OF THE GAME WAS YOUR A KID HELPING SATAN REGAIN HIS POWER AND I MEAN NOT LIKE YOUR TRICKED INTO IT OR THATS THE TWIST OR SOMETHING THAT'S JUST THE PLOT OF THE GAME. AND THE WRITING AND CHARACTERS WERE REALLY GOOD AND IT JUST HAPPENED THIS GAME WAS TERRIBLE AND NEVER FUN EVER AND I STOPPED PLAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF FIGHTING THE LAST BOSS BECAUSE IT WAS SO DULL.

PS. 'IT'S FUNNY THAT YOUR SHY'

Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2







JESUS CHRIST I REMEMBER THIS SCENE BUT I FORGOT HOW WACKY IT GOT. 'OH BURN' 'SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND NEVER OPEN IT AGAIN' AND THE WEIRD LESBIAN PART WITH LYNN. I PLAYED THIS GAME RIGHT BEFORE I GOT FF12 BECAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED TO GET IT I COULDN'T WAIT AND STARTED PLAYING A JRPG THE WEEK OR SO BEFORE IT CAME OUT TO LIKE MAKE IT SO I COULD STAND TO WAIT BUT WELP!

PS. SERIOUSLY THIS GAME WAS PRETTY FUN BECAUSE THE STORY WAS GOOFY AS HELL

Final Fantasy X







I WATCHED MORE OF THIS GAME THAN I PLAYED, ALSO I PLAYED BLITZ BALL A HUGE AMOUNT AND GOT ALL THE PRIZES. ALSO I ALWAYS WOULD KILL KIMORI AND SAY 'ONE LESS KILRATHI' TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR IN A SOUTHERN ACCENT.

PS. YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T LAUGH ANYMORE.

Kingdom Hearts [B]







EVERY INDIVIDUAL PART OF THIS GAME WAS AWFUL THEN EVERY PART OF THIS GAME TOGETHER WAS AWESOME. HMM YES, LETS PLAY A GAME WITH WINNIE THE POOH AND SEPHRIOTH THIS SOUNDS GOOD. LIKE IF YOU PICK THE STAFF AND 'LEAVE AT MIDNIGHT' IT'S NOT EVEN AN EASY GAME FOR BABIES. IT'S A CRAZY AWESOME GAME. AND EVERY SINGLE QUESTION YOU HAVE ABOUT THE STORY CAN BE ANSWERED WITH ONE SIMPLE WORD: HEARTS.

PS. SORA! DONALD! GOOFY!

Unlimited SaGa







I BOUGHT THIS GAME FOR 5 DOLLARS AND FEEL CHEATED OUT OF 4 DOLLARS.

PS. IF ANYONE YOU KNOW OWNS IT IT'S BECAUSE IT CAME WITH A DEMO FOR FFX-2.

Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht







I AM A PROFESSOR, I AM TEACHING A CLASS ON 'HOW TO MAKE A BORING PRETENTIOUS GAME' I DON'T DO ANY WORK BECAUSE I JUST MAKE MY STUDENTS PLAY THIS GAME THEN TAKE A NAP THE REST OF THE SEMESTER.

PS. WHEN THE GUY SAYS 'YOU SLACKER' IT SOUNDS LIKE THE COACH FROM RUDOLPH AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH BETTER THAN THE WHOLE GAME COMBINED EXCEPT WHEN PEOPLE SAY 'OOOO-DOOO' IN A MENACING VOICE BECAUSE THAT WAS KINDA FUN TOO.

Baten Kaitos [B]







I PLAYED THIS GAME THEN I WANTED TO TALK LIKE THE GREAT MEZUTI FOR A WHILE. THE TWIST WAS PRETTY COOL BECAUSE ALL GAMES HAVE THAT TWIST A LOT BUT THIS GAME WENT WHOLE HOG WITH IT.

PS. I STILL DO WANT TO.

Disgaea: Hour of Darkness







THE GAME WAS JUST AVERAGE BUT THE WRITING WAS TOP NOTCH AND IT WAS FUN TO JUST PLAY IT FOR THE CRAZY CRAP THAT HAPPENS. JUST WATCH THAT VIDEO, I MEAN SERIOUSLY! HORSE WIENER!

PS. HORSE WIENER!

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance







THIS GAME HAD A REALLY CREEPY STORY IF YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT "OH LOOK AT THAT KID HE'S A CRIPPLE, BUT IN THIS WORLD HE'S A NORMAL KID WITH FRIENDS AND STUFF LIKES CAUSE THE APOCALYPSE AND DESTROY THIS WHOLE WORLD TO TEACH HIM NOT TO HAVE DREAMS YOU ARE SERIOUSLY UNIRONICALLY THE BAD GUY IN THIS GAME. YOU SERIOUSLY UNIRONICALLY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THE WORLD BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S JUST THE WORLD A LOSER MADE UP.

PS. PLUS THIS GAME IS CRAPPY BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST MAKE EVERYONE ASSASSINS AND ASSASSIN EVERYONE.

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