Martyrs [Movie]

I AM RACIST SO I THINK EVERY MOVIE IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE BETTER THAN MOVIES IN ENGLISH THEN IT SEEMED LIKE THIS WAS A SUPER GENERIC HORROR MOVIE THAT HAPPENED TO BE FRENCH UNTIL THE LAST 15 MINUTES WHEN IT WAS MOSTLY NOT GENERIC AND THE LAST 5 MINUTES WHERE IT WAS HOLY FUCK NOT GENERIC AT ALL.

PS. I AM GETTING ALL THESE WEIRD OTHER LANGUAGE HORROR MOVIES BECAUSE EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR SERBIAN FILM TO COME OUT AND SUGGESTING THESE MOVIES INSTEAD.

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