40 days and nights [movie]

WHY AM I WASTING TIME WATCHING ASYLUM FILMS INSTEAD OF REAL MOVIES? ALTHOUGH THIS WASN'T EVEN BAD BEYOND THE SPECIAL EFFECTS. I ALMOST WAS GOING TO PRAISE IT FOR KILLING OFF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT SEEMED LIKE MOVIES NORMALLY DIDN'T BUT THEY HAD A DUMB END PART WHERE THEY WEREN'T DEAD AFTER ALL.

PS. THIS WAS BASICALLY STEVEN BAXTER'S "FLOOD": THE MOVIE.

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