It follows [movie]

EVERY HORROR MOVIE EVER USES THE IDEA THAT SEX KILLS TEENS AND THAT MONSTERS WALK AT YOU COMMICALLY SLOW. I LOVE THAT THIS MOVIE TOOK THOSES TWO STUPID CONCEPTS AND MADE A VALID HORROR MOVIE ABOUT THEM. ALSO I LOVE THAT THE MUSIC WAS WEIRD SEVENTYS SYNTH MUSIC FOR NO APPARENT REASON AND A BUNCH OF TIMES YOU THOUGHT A SONG MIGHT FINALLY JUST BE NORMAL THEN SUDDENLY A BUNCH OF SYNTH HAPPENS.
  
PS. WAS THE GIRLS PHONE JUST LITERALLY A SMALL CLAM? I THINK THIS MOVIE WANTED TO BE TIMELESS AND NOT SET IN A SPECIFIC YEAR SO I GUESS INSTEAD OF GOING WITH A SPECIFIC ERA OF PHONES SOMEONE JUST LITERALLY HAS A CLAM FOR A PHONE? IT WASNT EVEN A CLAM SHELL PHONE CASE OR SOMETHING, IT WAS JUST A CLAM. 

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