Black Moon [movie]

Black Moon [movie]

THIS IS THE SECOND WEIRD ASS OLD MOVIE I'VE WATCHED ABOUT THERE BEING A CIVIL WAR BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN AND A GIRL RUNNING AWAY. THIS TIME TO A VAGUELY ALICE IN WONDERLAND HOUSE WHERE EVERYONE HAS THE SAME NAME AND SOMEONE SWORD FIGHTS AN EAGLE AND A BUNCH OF FLOWERS THAT SCREAM IN PAIN IN ONE SCENE FOR NO REASON AND A PIG IN A HIGH CHAIR AND A SUPER OLD LADY TALKS TO A RAT THAT IS CLEARLY A WALLABY WEARING A RAT COSTUME AND ALSO THE ABSOLUTE MOST CRAPPY UNICORN TO EVER BE ON FILM

PS. THIS IS ALSO THE SECOND MOVIE I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO MENTION IS A CRITERION COLLECTION MOVIE AS A SHIELD BECAUSE THIS MOVIE CONTAINS A DEFINITELY NOT 18 YEAR OLD GIRL BREAST FEEDING A DEFINITELY 80 YEAR WOMAN WHO DIED WHILE FILMING THIS.

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