Diablo IV: Vessel of Hatred [game, dlc]

 Diablo IV: Vessel of Hatred [game, dlc]

I FEEL LIKE I REALLY TRUELY HATE DIABLO IV. IT REALLY FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING BAD IN VIDEOGAME DESIGN ALL MASHED TOGETHER. IT FEELS SO MUCH LIKE A MOBILE GAME WHERE THERE IS 1 BILLION SYSTEMS AND ALWAYS A NEXT THING TO DO IN SOME ACTIVITY THAT TAKES 3 MINUTES SO YOU NEVER LOSE INTEREST, BUT LIKE A MOBILE GAME NO MATTER HOW IMPACTFUL ANY DECISION FEELS LIKE IT SHOULD BE YOU CAN TELL IT JUST WASHES INTO SOME HOMOGENIOUS SLOP THAT IS THE EXACT SAME AS ANYTHING. LIKE YOU JUST FIGHT GENERIC ENEMIES AND IT NEVER FEELS LIKE IT MATTERS OR THAT YOU EVEN REALLY SEE WHAT THEY ARE, YOU GET EQUIPMENT THAT IS JUST A BUNCH OF INTERCHANGABLE MEANINGLESS STATS, ALL THE CHARACTER BUILDING IS EXTREMELY LINEAR. IT JUST ALL SUCKS. I HATE IT. 

PS. I HATED IT WHEN IT CAME OUT TOO, BUT THEY HAD A SALE ON A BUNDLE OF THIS AND THE EXPANSION COMING IN APRIL FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ONE EXPANTION SO I FIGURED IT'D BE A CHANCE FOR A SECOND TRY BECAUSE SOMETIMES THESE SORT OF GAMES DO GET BETTER OVER TIME. BUT NOPE, THEY ADDED A TRILLION MORE SYSTEMS BUT THEY ALL JUST FEEL LIKE A THING FOR DUMB PEOPLE WHO WANT TO FEEL SMART BECAUSE THERE IS LOTS OF NUMBERS, BUT IT'S ALL JUST FAKE. I HATE SAYING IT, BECAUSE IT'S MEAN TO A DISADVANTAGED GROUP, BUT THE FACT THIS GAME HAD A BIG DEAL THAT IS HAS A BLIND FRIENDLY MODE AND HAD A BIG CELEBRATION WHEN A BLIND GUY BEAT IT. LIKE THAT IS EXTREMELY COOL FOR THAT GUY AND CONGRADULATIONS FOR THAT, BUT IT JUST REALLY GIVES AWAY HOW UNDER THE HOOD THIS ISN'T A REAL GAME AND IS JUST A COOKIE CLICKER THING WHERE THE NUMBERS GO UP AND WHATS HAPPENING ON SCREEN ISN'T REALLY PART OF THE MECHANICS. 

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