The Butcher's Masquerade [book, audiobook]

The Butcher's Masquerade [book, audiobook]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE BOOKS SEEM LIKE THEY SHOULD BE INSUFFERABLE READY PLAYER ONE GARBAGE BUT THEY AREN'T. EVERY BOOK I AM SURE I'M GOING TO FINALLY HATE IT AND THEN I DON'T. A BIG THING IS THERE IS LIKE 90 CHARACTERS AND LIKE 20 PLOTLINES HAPPENING AT ALL POINTS AND I THINK THE DUMB STUFF IS ACTUALLY THE SECRET TO THAT. IF IT WAS JUST 40 FANTASY ELVES THE BOOK WOULD BE UNREADABLE, BUT ALL THE WACKY CRAP IS ENOUGH SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT A PREPOTENTE IS. (ALTHOUGH THE AUDIOBOOK TAKES THAT SPECIFIC CHARACTER TOO FAR WITH CONSTANT GOAT YELLING) 

PS. DONUT ISN'T WHITE!???

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