Island of the Blue Dolphins [book]




HEY THERE IS A SCARY OCTOPUS IN THIS CAVE! HEY OCTOPUS CAVE! THAT OCTOPUS IN THAT CAVE SURE IS SCARY! WHAT A SCARY CAVE, LIKE A CAVE AN OCTOPUS MIGHT BE IN BEING SCARY :OCTOPUS NEVER DOES ANYTHING:

PS. I REMEMBER BEING SO EXCITED WHEN THERE WAS A MOVIE OF THIS IN 6TH GRADE BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY NAKED AND SO I TOTALLY EXPECTED SHE'D BE NAKED IN THE MOVIE TOO BUT CLEARLY SHE WAS NOT.

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