Karate Dog [movie]

I WATCHED THIS MOVIE SOLELY BECAUSE OF THE NAME AND WAS NOT LET DOWN AT ALL. SOMEHOW THIS MOVIE EXISTS, A MOVIE WHERE A CGI DOG CHEVY CHASE FIGHTS JOHN VOIGHT WHO IS HIGH ON SUPER SERUM. ALSO THIS WHOLE MOVIE MADE NO SENSE IN TERMS OF THE POLICE ACTING LIKE THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE THE BAD GUY WAS THE KILLER IN SOME SCENES, THE ISSUE WAS THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY EVIDENCE TO SHOW, NOT THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW. THEY WATCHED HIM BLOW UP THEIR COMPUTERS AND RUIN THE EVIDENCE.

PS. I MEAN I GUESS THE DRUG MADE THE DOGS SICK AND VOIGHT SORT OF CRAZY EVENTUALLY BUT THE BAD GUY'S PLAN WAS TO GIVE PEOPLE ETERNAL YOUTH BECAUSE HIS PARENTS DIED WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND HE NEVER WANTED ANOTHER CHILD TO BE AN ORPHAN AND THAT SEEMED LIKE A PRETTY NICE PLAN COMPARED TO THE GOOD GUY WHO WAS MURDERED BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO TURN THEM IN FOR FIXING DOG RACES.

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