Stardust [movie]

OH GOD, YOU KNOW THAT FORMULA FOR MOVIES THAT IS LIKE ET WHERE A KID BEFRIENDS SOMETHING AND LEARNS THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP? THAT WAS THIS MOVIE BUT A KID BEFRIENDS A LIVING VACUUM CLEANER AND IT'S THE BEST THING. IT'S NOT EVEN A PARODY OR ANYTHING IT'S JUST AWFUL!

PS. ALTHOUGH SOMEONE'S NAME IS RICHARD SUCK SO WHO EVEN KNOWS???

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