Monster High: 13 wishes [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS INCOMPREHENSIBLE, BUT LETS FOCUS ON LAGOONA'S PLOT BECAUSE WHAT? HER BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS WERE RACIST AND WOULDN'T LET HER DATE SALT WATER MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY WERE FRESH WATER, SO SHE WISHED TO BE A FRESH WATER MONSTER AND THEN SINCE EVERY WISH TURNED OUT WRONG HER WISH ENDED WITH HER DRINKING FRESH WATER OUT OF SOLO CUPS AND SMASHING THEM ON HER HEAD LIKE A FRAT BOY IN SOME TEEN DRINKING METAPHOR? WHAT? "IF YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS DON'T LIKE WHAT RACE YOU ARE DON'T BECAME THEIR RACE BECAUSE THAT RACE IS ALCOHOLICS"?

PS. VOLUME ONE OF: CRAPPY MOVIES I'M GONNA WATCH AS BACKGROUND NOISE TO PLAY PERSONA.

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