Horns [movie]

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HARRY POTTER IS ALL GROWN UP AND HORNY NOW.

PS. DAMN IT, I WROTE THAT STUPID JOKE BEFORE EVEN STARTING TO WATCH THE MOVIE AND THE MOVIE MADE THAT JOKE LIKE FIVE SECONDS IN. 

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