Jupiter Ascending [movie]
OKAY, SO JACKIE FROM THAT 70S SHOW HAD A JOB CLEANING TOILETS AND THEN HER COUSIN BROUGHT HER TO THE GYNECOLOGIST BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A MURDER GYNECOLOGIST! SO A WEREWOLF SAVED HER AND THEN BEES FOLLOWED HER HAND MOTION BECAUSE BEES FOLLOW ALL TRUE QUEENS SO THEY BROUGHT HER TO MEET HER DAUGHTER WHO REVEALED ETERNAL YOUTH CAME OUT OF GRINDING UP PEOPLE THEN HER SON KIDNAPPED HER AND ALSO REVEALED THAT ETERNAL YOUTH CAME FROM GRINDING UP PEOPLE LIKE MAYBE THEY FORGOT. THEN HER SON WANTED TO MARRY HER SO HE COULD INHERIT THE EARTH. THEN HER EVIL SON KIDNAPPED HER FAMILY AND MADE HER SIGN A THING WITH HER TATTOO, THEN THE WEREWOLF PUNCHED STUFF AND THEN SHE HIT HIM WITH A PIPE AND THEN GOT TO GO BACK TO CLEANING TOILETS AND THE WEREWOLF BECAME A WEREWOLF ANGEL.
PS. HOLY CRAP HER NAME WAS "JUPITER JONES"
PS. HOLY CRAP HER NAME WAS "JUPITER JONES"
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