Fallout New Vegas: Ultimate Edition [game]

I PLAYED THE BASE GAME YEARS AGO BUT NOT MOST OF THE DLC, SO NOW I GOT THE COMPLETE EDITION AND PLAYED ALL THE DLC SO HERE IS CAPITAL REVIEWS OF THAT:
 

HONEST HEARTS: THIS IS THE MOST NOTHING OF THE DLC, IT DOES SOME STUFF WITH CHRISTIANITY IN THE FALLOUT UNIVERSE AND THAT IS UNIQUE BUT MOSTLY IT LACKS ANY GIMMICKS AND WAS PERFECTLY OKAY BUT NOT MEMORABLE AND MOSTLY WAS JUST "HEY DO YOU HAVE HIGH SURVIVAL SKILLS OR LIKE CRAFTING?" WHERE I DIDN'T ON EITHER OF THOSE THINGS.

 
OLD WORLD BLUES: THIS DOESN'T REALLY FIT IN THE FALLOUT UNIVERSE AT ALL AND IS WAY TOO SILLY AND GOOFY BUT IT'S ALSO GREAT AND AMAZING AND THE MOST FUN OF ANY OF THE DLC AND THE GOOFY CRAP IS HILARIOUS. PLUS IT GIVES YOU HEAPS OF GAME BREAKING BONUSES NON-STOP TO EVERYTHING IN REALLY FUN WAYS THAT DO THINGS EVEN BEYOND JUST MAKING NUMBERS GET BIGGER.

 
DEAD MONEY: THIS IS LITERALLY THE LEAST FUN I'VE EVER HAD WITH FALLOUT, INCLUDING FALLOUT TACTICS. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS TERRIBLE. IT WAS ALL MAZES AND INSTA KILL TRAPS AND ENEMIES THAT COME BACK TO LIFE WHEN YOU KILL THEM. AND IT DOESN'T REALLY EVER GIVE YOU ANYTHING EXCEPT A STUPID LESSON ABOUT LETTING GO THAT I BYPASSED BY MURDERING A GUY AND STORING GOLD BARS IN HIS SEVERED ARMS.

 
LONESOME ROAD: THIS IS THE LAST DLC AND IT FEELS VERY CLEARLY LIKE THEY TOOK ALL THE IDEAS THAT SEEMED BADASS BUT DIDN'T WORK IN THE GAME VERY WELL AND PUT IT IN THIS. SO IT MOSTLY FEELS LIKE A WEIRD FAN MOD THAT GIVES A REALLY POINTLESS BACKSTORY TO THE MAIN CHARACTER AND ALSO THE EYEBOT FROM THE OPENING MOVIE AND ALSO HAS A BUNCH OF WEIRD WEAPONS AND ENEMIES AND ENVIRONMENTS THAT SEEM LIKE THEY GLITCH OUT A LOT. BUT IT'S KINDA FUN AND FEELS LIKE PLAYING LOST CONTENT FROM A BETA THAT DIDN'T COME OUT OR SOMETHING.


PS. I THINK THE BEST THING IS THAT MY PLAN WAS TO JUST PLAY THE MINIMUM OF THE MAIN GAME TO BEAT IT BUT IT'S SO IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO PLAY A GAME OF FALLOUT AND NOT JUST CONSTANTLY GET DISTRACTED AND GO ALL 'OH WELL I HAVE TO TAKE A DETOUR TO GET POWER ARMOR" "OH, I COULD DO THE BOOMER QUESTS I DIDN'T DO THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED" AND "I'M SUPER STRONG I SHOULD JUST GO MURDER CAESAR AND EVERYONE IN HIS CAMP TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS" [NOTHING MUCH] AND I REALLY LIKE THE GAME DOES THAT TO ME.

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