Retro City Rampage DX [game]

MAN, HOW DISAPPOINTING. THIS GAME SEEMED LIKE IT'D BE SO GREAT BUT IT JUST WASN'T. I READ ABOUT THE GUY THAT MADE IT AND HE SEEMS REALLY INTO THIS STUFF AND MADE THIS GAME RUN OFF A FLOPPY DISK ON A 486 AND A BUNCH OF CRAZY CRAP LIKE THAT BUT GOD, DESPITE THE NUMBER OF NONSTOP HARDCORE NES REFERENCES THIS HAD IT NEVER FELT ANYTHING BUT LIFELESS AND HEARTLESS, LIKE A WEIRD CHECKLIST OF REFERENCES THAT NEVER FELT CLEVER OR UNEXPECTED OR ANYTHING. ALSO I PLAYED THE ENTIRE GAME AND I STILL FEEL LIKE I BARELY GET THE GUNS TO FIRE IN THE DIRECTIONS I WANTED. IT MOSTLY FELT LIKE THE GAME LOVED GIVING YOU INTERESTING POWERS THEN IMMEDIATELY TAKING THEM AWAY. WHY NOT LET YOU KEEP THEM? IT TOOK AWAY ALL THE ITEMS IN ALL THE STORY MISSIONS ANYWAY.

 
PS. THIS GAME FEELS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A UNIVERSE WERE PEOPLE HAD REALLY MASSIVE NOSTALGA FOR THAT RODGER RABBIT NES GAME.

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