Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain [game,amazing]

I'M SO LATE TO THIS PARTY THERE ISN'T A TON I CAN EVEN SAY THAT ISN'T OLD NEWS BY NOW BUT BOY IS THIS GAME GOOD. I FEEL LIKE YOU COULD PLAY ANY LEVEL 30 TIMES AND PLAY IT TOTALLY 100% DIFFERENTLY. LIKE THERE WAS A MISSION TO FIGHT 30 TANKS AND I JUST KEPT MAKING SANDSTORMS AND STEALING THE TANKS AND THEN THERE WAS A STEALTH MISSION WHERE YOU COULDN'T BE DETECTED SO I JUST STOOD ON A HILL WITH A GIANT ROCKET LAUNCHER AND RAINED DOWN FIRE ON EVERYONE SO NO ONE DETECTED ME BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS ALREADY DEAD. PERFECT STEALTH. 
 
 
PS. MY LEVEL OF METAL GEAR FANDOM IS THAT I PLAY SOME OF THEM, BUT MAN DO I LOVE METAL GEAR STORY TELLING. LIKE IT HITS ALL MY BUTTONS WITH BOTH THE SUPER IN DEPTH POLITICAL STUFF BUT ALSO TALKING ABOUT DOG PAW PADS AND EVERYONE STARTING A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT THAT SERVES CHEMICALS. I DON'T EVEN LIKE ALL THE METAL GEAR GAMES BUT THERE REALLY IS NO ONE LIKE KOJIMA TELLING HIS SORT OF STORIES ANYWHERE ELSE IN ANY MEDIA.  

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