Star Wars: The Last Jedi [movie]

THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD MOVIE. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS MOVIE. LIKE I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO WAIT TWO YEARS TO SEE THE NEXT ONE TO EVEN TELL YOU IF I LIKED THIS OR HATED IT.
 

PS. THERE WAS ONE PARTICULAR SCENE THAT MIRRORED A DREAM I HAD YEARS AND YEARS AGO THAT ALWAYS STUCK WITH ME TO THE POINT I FEEL UPSET THAT NOW IF I EVER TRIED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT THEY WOULD SAY 'LIKE THAT STAR WARS THING?". SO THAT IS MY DISNEY STAR WARS REVIEW: STEALING YOUR MOST PRIVATE DREAMS AND SELLING THEM BACK TO YOU.

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