Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom [movie]

THIS MOVIE FEELS LIKE THEY HAD SOMEONE WRITE LIKE TEN DIFFERENT MOVIES THEN JUST RANDOMLY PICKED SCENES FROM THEM TO SHOW. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THE EVIL PLAN THE LESS SENSE IT MAKES. WHO WERE THEY DOUBLE CROSSING? WHY? WHY DID THEY STEAL THE DINOSAURS THEY ALREADY OWNED? ON THE OTHER HAND AT LEAST THIS MOVIE SETS UP A COOL PREMISE FOR THE THIRD MOVIE. ALTHOUGH IT FELT SUPER WEIRD WHERE THEY DID THE THING WHERE SOMEONE IN A MOVIE SAYS THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE DRAMATICALLY BUT LIKE, NOT THE RIGHT TITLE? LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE LAST MOVIE INSTEAD OF THIS ONE?


PS. THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE WAS THE NEWS CEVRON SAYING "UNITED STATES PRESIDENT EXPRESSES DOUBT ABOUT EXISTENCE OF DINOSAURS"  THAT WAS ON SCREEN FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS.

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