Fortnite [game]

Fortnite [game]

I DIDN'T WANT TO START A GAME BEFORE GOING ON A TRIP SO I FIGURED I'D PLAY THIS FOR A FEW DAYS SINCE IT'S FREE JUST TO SEE WHAT THE DEAL WAS. IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE I EXPECTED TO BE AN OLD MAN PLAYING A GAME FOR THE WRONG GENERATION AND IT WAS TOTALLY THAT BUT IN A BAFFLINGLY OPPOSITE DIRECTION. LIKE EVERYONE WAS SHOCKINGLY GOOD AT SHOOTING AND WATCHING ANYONE ELSE BUILD WAS LIKE WATCHING AN ALIEN. IN LIKE 30 GAMES I HAD LIKE 2 KILLS AND ONLY EVER HIT PEOPLE WITH A GUN AT ALL A HANDFUL OF TIMES. YET I WAS ALMOST ALWAYS IN THE TOP TEN AND OFTEN IN THE TOP THREE. I WRITE THIS AFTER I GOT A FIRST PLACE VICTORY. AND IT'S WEIRD HOW THIS ISN'T ME BEING GOOD AT THE GAME. MY WHOLE STRATEGY IS TO DROP FAR FROM EVERYONE THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK TOWARDS THE CIRCLE. BUT EVERYONE ELSE JUST RUNS AT EACH OTHER GUNS BLAZING, LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN GET ANYTHING FOR KILLING, AND IT'S HILARIOUS THAT THE WAY I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS GAME IS THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS PLAYING FOR FUN AND I AM TRYING TO WIN, SO EVEN THOUGH I'M AS VERY BAD AS POSSIBLE I END UP RANKING HIGHER BY LIKE, NOT ENGAGING IN THE GAMEPLAY.

PS. I ALSO FEEL OLD BECAUSE IF YOU PLAY RANDOM SQUADS A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TALK LIKE THEY ARE STREAMERS AND I IMAGINE SOME ARE BUT I THINK THERE HAS BEEN A WEIRD THING WHERE JUST LIKE, GENERAL TEAM CALLOUT STUFF ABSORBED AND MERGED ALL THE STREAMER LANGUAGE SO EVERYONE IS CALLING OUT THEY FOUND AMMO AS IF THEY ARE A YOUTUBE.

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