Mandy [movie, amazing]

Mandy [movie, amazing]

JESUS THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. I COMPLAINED THAT HEREDITY HAD A MAGIC EXPLANATION FOR STUFF THAT SHOULD HAVE STAYED NON-MAGIC BUT THIS MOVIE WAS OFFICIALLY MAGIC FREE AND WENT TO LIKE METAL GEAR LEVELS OF CLEARLY BEING ALL MAGIC BASED THEN HAND WAVING THAT PEOPLE WERE WEARING SUITS FULL OF LSD GEL AND MAYBE WASPS SO THEY COULD HAND PARRY AX BLADES. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THE GUY HAD A GIANT CHAIN SAW SITTING WITH HIM. IT WAS ALL SUPER GREAT AND I LOVED IT. THIS IS BASICALLY NICK CAGE MAD MAX I.

PS. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT THIS IS ALMOST BUCKAROO BANZAI LEVELS OF HAVING EXACTLY ZERO BACKSTORY AND JUST ASKING YOU TO ACCEPT THAT NICK CAGE HAS A SECRET NAMED CROSSBOW THAT HE HAS HIRED SOMEONE TO WATCH AND PROTECT AND THAT HE CAN ALSO JUST FORGE A CRAZY SPACE AX TO BE HIS SIGNATURE WEAPON IN LIKE 5 MINTUES IF NEEDED IN HIS HOME FORGE.

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