Mass Effect: Andromeda [game]

Mass Effect: Andromeda [game]

BREAKING NEWS: THIS GAME IS REALLY BAD AND I PLAYED IT FROM SOME WEIRD PLACE OF NOTICING I OVER THINK PS4 PURCHASES AND BEING TOO AGITATED TO PLAY A GOOD GAME AFTER WATCHING THE BRETT KAVANAUGH TRIAL (???). BUT MAN IS THIS GAME BAD. LIKE I EVEN LIKED MASS EFFECT 3. I THINK THE WORST PART IS YOU COULD SEE GLIMMERS OF HOW IT COULD BE GOOD, LIKE THERE WAS A MILLION ACTUALLY POTENTIALLY INTERESTING WAYS TO CUSTOMIZE AND UPGRADE STUFF BUT I ENDED UP PLAYING THE WHOLE GAME IN THE DEFAULT LEVEL 1 ARMOR AND A BUNCH OF LEVEL 2 GUNS BECAUSE EVERY FIGHT IS LIKE 20 SECONDS LONG AND STUPIDLY EASY (ON NORMAL AT LEAST) SO WHY GO THROUGH 50 STEPS TO MAKE SOME LEGITIMATELY COOL SEEMING GUNS WHEN THE DEFAULT PISTOL KILLS EVERYTHING WITH ZERO EFFORT? I THINK THE ONLY PART OF THE GAME I LIKED WAS THAT I HAD A SOUND BUG WHERE THE POSITIONAL AUDIO STAYED ON DURING CUT SCENES SO MY TEAM MATES WERE ALWAYS TALKING FROM FAR AWAY AND SOMETHING REALLY STRUCK ME AS HILARIOUS OF EVERY CUTSCENE HAVING EVERYONE OFF MIC TRYING TO TALK.

PS. THE STORY SUCKS BECAUSE OF HOW BLINDLY PERFECT IT SETS UP A MIRROR OF THE REAPERS WHERE YOU ARE SO SO SO CLEARLY THE BAD GUY INVADING ALIENS THAT TOUCHED DOWN AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED KILLING THE ALIENS AND DESTROYING THEIR PLANETS. LIKE THAT ISN'T THE PLOT AT ALL BUT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT PLOT AND BASICALLY WOULD REQUIRE ZERO REWRITING OF THE FIRST 2/3RDS OF THE GAME.

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