The Great Land of Small [movie]

The Great Land of Small [movie]

FOR MOST OF THIS MOVIE IT'S MERELY OKAY. IT'S SIMILAR TO PRETTY MUCH EVERY BAD KID'S FANTASY MOVIE. HOWEVER, THE SECOND SLIMEO APPEARS THIS WHOLE MOVIE JUST ABSOLUTELY GETS BONKERS. LIKE THE WHOLE OZ LIKE OTHERWORLD JUST WORSHIPS A HORRIFYING STONE ORB GOD AND SACRIFICE(?) PEOPLE TO IT? IT'S SO ABSOLUTELY UNCLEAR WHAT BEING SLIMEOED ACTUALLY DOES. THEY SAY IT MAKES YOU LIVE FOREVER BUT THE GUY IS ABSOLUTELY INSISTENT THAT HE NEEDS TO USE HIS LAST MAGIC TO SAVE THE KIDS FROM HAVING IT HAPPEN TO THEM AND IT SEEMS TO INVOLVE YOU BEING THROWN IN A HOLE THEN SLIMEO RISING UP AND BARFING A BUNCH OF DUST ON EVERYONE THAT BECOME SOME SORT OF WHITE CLOUD THEN THAT SOMEHOW PASSING SOME SORT OF JUDGEMENT WHERE YOU EITHER BECOME A SEEMINGLY MINDLESS BUTTERFLY OR ELSE THAT YOU HAVE TO EXIST INSIDE SLIMEO UNTIL HE PURIFIES YOU? AND THE CRIME THEY SHOW AS WORTH BEING SLIMEOED OUT OF EXISTENCE IS LIKE, LITERALLY DISAGREEING? LIKE LITERALLY LITERALLY, THE CRIME IS PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAYING THE WORDS "I DISAGREE WITH YOU" AND GETTING THE RESPONSE "AND I DISAGREE WITH YOU" AND THAT IS ENOUGH TO BE CAST AWAY TO SLIMEO ANNIHILATION.

PS.  I FEEL ALMOST ANGRY, THE REST OF THIS MOVIE IS SO SLIGHT IN PLOT, THEN THEY THROW IN THIS ONE RANDOM SCENE WITH THIS HORRIFYING IMAGERY THAT RAISES A WHOLE CASCADE OF QUESTIONS AND I JUST HAVE NO POSSIBLE WAYS TO GET ANY ANSWERS AND JUST HAVE TO LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE WONDERING "WHAT THE FUCK IS SLIMEO?" 

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