Toy Cemetery [book]

Toy Cemetery [book]

SO BAD IT'S GOOD BOOKS ARE HARD, THIS BOOK WAS SO STUPID IT WAS FRIGGIN AMAZING BUT IT ALSO TOOK ME A MILLION YEARS TO READ BECAUSE IT'S SO INCOMPREHENSIBLE I COULD ONLY READ LIKE A CHAPTER AT ONCE. LIKE I HAD TO KEEP LITERALLY CHECKING IF I WAS SOMEHOW READING THE BOOK OUT OF ORDER, LIKE THEY MET A LIVING TOY AND TALKED TO IT THEN LIKE A HUNDRED PAGES LATER THEY FIND A DEAD DOG WITH A TINY SPEAR STUCK IN IT AND SEEM TOTALLY UNABLE TO GUESS A LIVING TOY SOLDIER KILLED IT AND SEEM TO NOT KNOW ABOUT THEM AT ALL, AND LIKE, CHARACTERS JUST DISAPPEAR FROM THE STORY OR ARE REPLACED WITH NEAR IDENTICAL CHARACTERS LIKE THE FIRST GIRL HE LIKED BEING REPLACED WITH HIS SUPERMODEL WIFE. I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS BOOK AT ALL.

PS. A MAJOR CHARACTER IS REVEALED TO BE AN INVISIBLE WEREWOLF AT ONE POINT THEN AS FAR AS I KNOW THAT NEVER COMES UP AGAIN.

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