The Car: Road to Revenge [movie]

The Car: Road to Revenge [movie]

MAN, WHAT A LETDOWN. EVERY SINGLE ELEMENT OF THIS MOVIE SETS IT UP TO BE AMAZING. IT HAS A REAL DEATH RACE 2000 FEEL TO A LOT OF THE CONCEPTS. LIKE IT'S A CAR THAT DOWNLOADED A GHOST FIGHTING A BUNCH OF CYBERGOTHS THAT LOOK LIKE THE CROW BUT HAVE DRILLS FOR HANDS AND CYBER MOUTHS AND STUFF, BUT IT'S SO GOD DAMN BORING. I FOUND THIS MOVIE UTTERLY UNWATCHABLE. IT IS JUST DULL AS HECK, SOMEHOW EVEN WHEN IT'S A GHOST COMPUTER CAR CRUSHING A GOTH IN A TOP HAT.

PS. I WATCHED THIS MOVIE LIKE A WEEK AGO BUT IT WAS TOO BORING TO EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND IT WAS TOO BORING TO LOOK UP WHAT IT WAS CALLED SO I COULDN'T WRITE A REVIEW FOR A LONG TIME.

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