Nanny Lynn [movie]
The Films of Nanny Lynn [movie]
I.... WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. LIKE, THIS WAS A NIGHTMARE AND ALSO EXACTLY LIKE LISTENING TO SOMEONE DESCRIBE A DREAM THEY HAD, LIKE, PRINCESS SHREBENTZA IS A BABY AND THEN A TORNADO RIPS UP HER HOUSE SO SHE HAD TO LIVE WITH WOLVES AND THEY GAVE HER A RAT TO EAT AND SHE ATE THE RAT THEN SHE GREW UP INTO A TEEN AND ONLY ATE SPIDERS SO HER HAIR CHANGED COLOR A LOT AND SHE WANTED TO BE NORMAL THEN SHE HAD A DREAM ABOUT A DINOSAUR THAT TOLD HER TO COPY HUMANS AND THEN ANOTHER ONE TOLD HER TO GO DOWN THE CHIMNEY AND SHE DID AND IT WAS HANSEL AND GRETEL'S HOUSE AND SHE GOT STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY SO THEY PULLED ALL HER HAIR OFF, THEN IT WAS ACTUALLY HER PARENT'S HOUSE SO THEY GAVE HER A DRESS AND A WIG AND SHE WENT TO SCHOOL AND LEARNED ABOUT A PRINCESS WHO HAD A TIME BUBBLE THAT LET HER FLY BACK IN TIME SO SHE SKIPPED CLASS TO FLAP HER SKIRT TO FLY BACK IN TIME THEN UHH... SOMETHING HAPPENED... THEN... SHE TOLD UH... DINOSAURS TO SAVE FOOD... SO THEY KILLED ALL OF THEM AND LEFT THEM ON THE GROUND... THEN UHH... UMM... SHE STOLE AN EGG AND RETURNED TO PRESENT DAY... THEN A ... POSSUM... UH... THE DINOSAUR GOT TO BIG... A MOUSE AT BOB THE BLOB AND BECAME A FROG, THEN THEY PUT A ROCKET IN A CAT'S BUTT... UH.... I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WATCHED.
PS. HOW WAS THIS MADE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I AM SURE LYNN IS A LITERAL CRAZY PERSON BUT I CAN'T TELL IF SHE WAS ADLIBBING NONSENSE AND ANIMATING IT OR SOMEONE WAS ANIMATING SOMETHING AND SHE WAS ROUGHLY ADLIBBING WHAT WAS HAPPENING OR WHAT. LIKE IS IT STAMPS AND CLIP ART DIRECTING THE STORY? DID A BABY WRITE THIS? GOD, WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
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