Cadaver [movie]

Cadaver [movie]

I DON'T KNOW MAN, IT FEELS LIKE THEY FILMED THIS WITH A NICE CAMERA ON VERY NICE SETS SO IT TRICKS YOUR BRAIN INTO THINKING THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE BUT GOOD LORD IS THIS DUMB. LIKE ANYONE WHO IS NOT A LITERAL BABY KNOWS WHAT THE TWIST IS INSTANTLY, THE PREMISE MAKES IT SEEM LIKE THAT IS A RED HERRING AND IT'S GOING TO TURN INTO SOME SORT OF "THE GAME" STYLE MULTI LEVEL TWIST, BUT LIKE NOPE, IT'S ACTUALLY AS STUPID AS IT SEEMS. 

PS. I MEAN, THE WHOLE THING IS THE MOST GENERIC PLOT ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, BUT THIS FEELS LIKE THEY LITERALLY JUST WANTED TO MAKE THE ULTRALUX QUEST FROM NEW VEGAS. LIKE THE MASKS AND POST APOCALYPTIC SETTING FEEL WAY WAY TOO SPECIFIC. 

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