Tremors: Shrieker Island [movie]

Tremors: Shrieker Island [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS FINE, I DIDN'T HATE IT. HERE IS THE HARD TRUTH: THERE HAS BEEN 8+ TREMORS MOVIES AND NONE OF THEM BUT THE FIRST ONE ARE ANYTHING. IT'S LIKE JAWS OR LAND BEFORE TIME. THE FIRST ONE WAS SOMETHING SO THEY CAN JUST PUMP OUT ADDITIONAL MOVIES FOREVER. LIKE GRABOIDS ARE A COOL IDEA FOR A MOVIE MONSTER, THEY ARE TRIVIAL TO ESCAPE BUT UNRELENTING. YOU STAND ON A BIG ROCK AND YOU ARE SAFE, BUT THAT IS ALL YOU CAN DO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. THAT WAS COOL, EVERY SINGLE OTHER MOVIE DOES TEDIOUS STUFF WITH GRABOID "LIFECYCLE' WITH A BUNCH OF UGLY AND GIMMICKY MOVIE MONSTERS LIKE SHRIKERS AND 'ASS BLASTERS' AND WHO CARES?

PS. I WILL SAY IT'S SUPER WEIRD THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A WEIRDLY EMOTIONAL END CREDIT SEQUENCE. IT WAS ALMOST A LITTLE EFFECTIVE, I KINDA HATE THESE MOVIES BUT THEY HAVE MADE A LOT OF THEM AND I'VE WATCHED MOST IF NOT ALL OF THEM, AND SO A MONTAGE OF THE WHOLE STORY OF BURT GUMMER OVER 30 ENTIRE YEARS OF MOVIES ISN'T GOING TO MAKE ME CRY OR ANYTHING, BUT IS KINDA, A LOT OF SCENES I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT I REMEMBERED FROM AN AWFUL LONG TIME.

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