Ready Player Two [book]

Ready Player Two [book]

I FEEL LIKE IT'S RARE FOR A BOOK TO BE SO BAD IT'S GOOD, BUT THIS KINDA IS THAT. I FEEL LIKE A HIPSTER SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M CLEARLY THE DEMOGRAPHIC THAT IS SUPPOSED TO LIKE THIS BOOK, AND THEN I DID LIKE THIS BOOK, BUT I MEAN COME ON, IT'S AWFUL. BUT IT'S SO AWFUL IT LOOPS AROUND TO BEING AMAZING. LIKE THE WRITING IS SO BAD THERE ARE PARTS I THINK THEY MUST BE MAKING IT BAD ON PURPOSE OR SOMETHING. LIKE THE PART WHERE THE ADULT TRILLIONARE MAIN CHARACTER IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT A TEENAGE GIRL IS AND THEN USES HIS TRILLIONARE POWERS TO GO THROUGH THEIR MEDICAL RECORDS TO FIND OUT THEY ARE TRANSGENDERED THEN USE SECRET CAMERAS IN THE TEENS HOUSE TO FIND OUT THEY ARE SO IMPOVERISHED THAT THEY ARE SITTING IN AN EMPTY ROOM WITH THEIR RIBS SHOWING FROM HUNGER THEN HE GOES ON TO EXPLAIN HE'D STILL HAVE SEX WITH HER? WHY WOULD YOU WRITE ANY OF THAT LIKE THAT. IT FELT LIKE AN INSANE THING TO WRITE.  (THEY WROTE IT THAT WAY BECAUSE IN THE FIRST BOOK HE IMPLIED HE WOULDN'T LIKE SOMEONE IF THEY WERE TRANSGENDERED AND PEOPLE COMPLAINED AND BOY DID THE AUTHOR TAKE THE WRONG MESSAGE FROM THAT). ON THE OTHER HAND I LAUGHED WHEN I WAS ANGRY HOW STUPID THE PLOT WAS AND SAID TO MYSELF "THIS IS JUST THE PLOT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE" THEN A CHARACTER IN THE BOOK WAS LIKE 'THIS IS JUST THE PLOT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE". I GUESS IT'S OKAY TO STEAL PLOTS IF YOU JUST SAY YOU DID IT. 

PS. I DO LIKE THAT THE BOOK DOES FOCUS ON THE GUY FROM THE FIRST BOOK BEING A CREEPY WEIRDO ACTUALLY. THE FIRST BOOK WROTE HIM LIKE HE WAS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH AND HE SO CLEARLY WASN'T, THEN THE MOVIE CHANGED IT SO HE WAS A SAD LOSER, AND THIS BOOK WENT WITH THE MOVIE VERSION THEN TURNED IT INTO HIM ACTUALLY JUST BEING A DANGEROUS CREEP. IF THEY EVER HAVE A THIRD BOOK (WHATEVER THE HECK THAT WOULD BE ABOUT AFTER THE WEIRD SCI-FI ENDING THIS HAD) I WONDER IF THEY WILL DO THE SAME TO WADE, ACTUALLY ADDRESS HOW HE'S NOT COOL AT ALL AND IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY TERRIBLE AS A HUMAN IN EVERY WAY. 

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