Sweet Movie [movie]

 Sweet Movie [movie]

MAN, WHAT A LET DOWN. THIS IS ALWAYS ON THE LISTS OF WEIRD ARTSY MOVIES THAT I LIKE SO I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO WATCH IT FOR A WHILE, BUT IT KINDA JUST SUCKED. THE FIRST 20 MINUTES OR SO HAD A TONE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN DEATH RACE AND HOLY MOUNTAIN AND WERE SETTING IT UP LIKE I'D LOVE THIS MOVIE THEN THE PLOTS CONVERGE TO THIS GROSS OUT ORGY SCENE AND NEVER GETS BACK TO THE STORY. IT'S NOT EVEN THAT I WAS OFFENDED BY IT OR ANYTHING, BUT LIKE THERE IS A TEN MINUTE SCENE OF SOMEONE PUKING AND IT JUST GOES ON FOREVER AND NONE OF IT EVER GETS BACK TO ANYTHING INTERESTING. 

PS. I FEEL LIKE THIS HAD PARTS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD GO TO JAIL FOR WATCHING BUT IT'S A CRITERION COLLECTION FILM SO I GUESS IT'S FINE? I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SAID EXACT SENTENCE SEVERAL TIMES, SO I THINK MAYBE THE CRITERION COLLECTION NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL? 


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