Music [movie]

 Music [movie]

THE INTERNET DID OVERPLAY A LITTLE OF TRYING TO MAKE LITERALLY EVERY ELEMENT OF THIS THE WORST THING EVER, BUT IT'S BAD, REAL BAD. LIKE HONESTLY, THE BASE CONCEPT, OF THE OVERWELMING MUSIC VIDEOS BEING HER VISION OF THE WORLD IS LIKE, MILDLY CLEVER, BUT IT JUST GOES SO WRONG WITH THE EXTREMELY BAD ACTING AND THE NONSENSE PLOT. LIKE, WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE DRUG DEALER IN THE ENTIRE CITY OF NEW YORK? WHAT DRUG DEALER IS SELLING HIV DRUGS AT ALL? WHY THE HELL IS FELIX EVEN IN THE MOVIE AT ALL? HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING OR MEETS MUSIC. HE JUST WANTS TO BE A BALLERINA(?) THEN DIES VERY EASILY. 

PS. THE ONLY GOOD PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS GRANDMA BEING SO GENUINELY INTO THE POPSICLE STICK TRIVIA. THE REST OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE SUCKED, BUT GRANDMA COUNTING UP ALL THE NUMBERS AND BEING ALL 'WELL I'LL BE DARNED" ABOUT IT WAS LEGITIMATELY CHARMING.  

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