Prisoners of the Ghostland [movie, amazing]

 Prisoners of the Ghostland [movie, amazing]

OH MY GOD, THIS MOVIE RULES SO MUCH. IT'S THE NEAR FUTURE AND A NUCLEAR WASTE TRUCK CRASHED INTO A DANGEROUS PRISONER TRANSPORT AND THAT CAUSED THE (WORLD? JAPAN? ONE SMALL TOWN??????) TO BECOME AN APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND THAT IS 1800S JAPAN THAT IS ALSO MODERN DAY THAT IS ALSO A COWBOY TOWN AND NIC CAGE HAS TO BE A DERANGED MAD MAX FALLOUT GUY TO RESCUE A GIRL AND IT ALL RULES SO MUCH.

PS. ALSO NIC CAGE HAS ONE TESTICLE AND A SWORD FOR AN ARM.

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