Death of Me [movie]

 Death of Me [movie]

I WANTED TO LIKE THIS, IT HAD A TON OF ELEMENTS THAT WERE ALMOST THERE, BUT YOU CAN TELL IT'S ONE OF THOSE MOVIES THAT THEY THOUGHT OF LIKE 4 SCENES FIRST THEN THE REST OF THE MOVIE EXISTS TO STRING THOSE SCENES TOGETHER AS LAZILY AS POSSIBLE. THIS JUST WANTED TO BE MIDSOMMER SO BAD IT JUST FORGOT TO WRITE ANYTHING INTERESTING BETWEEN THE "YOU KNOW, LIKE IN MIDSOMMER" SCENES. 

PS. I WAS GOING TO WRITE MY FACEBLINDNESS WAS RACIST BECAUSE I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME FOLLOWING WHO WAS WHO AMONG THE TWO ASIAN WOMEN BUT DON'T WORRY, BY THE END MY FACE BLINDNESS WAS ENTIRELY NON-RACIST BECAUSE I WAS STARTING TO STRUGGLE MORE AND MORE TO DETERMINE WHO WAS WHO BETWEEN AN ASIAN WOMAN AND A BLOND WHITE WOMAN. THERE WASN'T EVEN LIKE A TON OF CHARACTERS BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE MADE THE PART OF MY BRAIN WHO COULD FOLLOW WHO WAS WHO TURN OFF. IT WAS NONLINEAR BUT IN AN INCREASINGLY DULL WAY THAT LEAD STRONGLY TO 'WAIT, WHICH LADY WAS THIS ONE?" 

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