Sharks of the Corn [movie]

 Sharks of the Corn [movie]

A DUMB VERY HOME MADE SEEMING HORROR COMEDY THAT WAS CLEARLY MOSTLY AD LIBBED. IT HAD A FEW MOMENTS BUT BY BEING 2 HOURS LONG IT JUST KILLED ANY CHANCE TO BE INTERESTING.

PS. SHITTY RIGHT WING COMEDY. 

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