Avatar: Way of the Water [movie]

Avatar: Way of the Water [movie]

I AM SO SCARED OF THE PLOW LADY THAT PLOWS MY APPARTMENT'S PARKINGLOT. I LITERALLY WATCHED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO MOVE MY CAR BEFORE SHE CAME AND YELLED AT ME. I WATCHED THE FIRST ONE DURING A DANGEROUS SNOW STORM TOO. THIS WAS A BETTER MOVIE THAN THE FIRST ONE, AND HAD A BUNCH OF BILLION DOLLAR ACTION SCENES SO IT WASN'T UNWATCHABLE BUT MAN WAS IT BLAND. THERE ARE SCENES WHERE THEY ARE GIVING NAVI AK-47S AND A PART WHALES LEARN OF MURDER AND A PART WHERE THE HUMAN CITY IS BEING BUILT BY MECHANICAL ANIMALS THAT ALL COULD HAVE ACTUALLY MADE A REAL STORY BUT THEY JUST HAD THE EXACT SAME MOVIE AS THE FIRST MOVIE BUT WITH GREEN NAVI INSTEAD OF BLUE NAVI AND LIKE 20 KID CHARACTERS  

PS. THIS MOVIE IN FACT DID NOT CONTAIN ANY AVATARS. IT HAD CHARACTERS THAT CONCEPTUALLY COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN AS AVATARS AND WEREN'T AND I WONDER IF THERE WAS A MANDATE THAT THAT WAS THE MOST "COMPLICATED' PART IN THIS DEAD DUMB MOVIE AND THEY HAD TO REMOVE EVEN THAT TO MAKE SURE IT WAS AS SIMPLE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE AT ALL TIMES

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