Elemental [movie]
Elemental [movie]
WHEN FINDING NEMO CAME OUT I MADE A JOKE THAT EVERY PIXAR MOVIE IS WHATEVER THE NEWEST SHADER THEIR 3D PROGRAM HAS AND THE NEXT MOVIE WOULD BE LIVING FIRE. IT'S SO FUNNY THEY ACTUALLY MADE THAT, BUT ALSO IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU COULD SEE AT THE EDGES THEY WERE DOING PHYSICS BUT THAT THEY STYLIZED IT ALL SO MUCH IT LOOKED LIKE NOTHING AND THERE WAS NEVER A SINGLE ACTUAL IMPRESSIVE FIRE SCENE.
PS. THE MOVIE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE 8 MINUTES LONG. IT'S A GOOD PREMISE FOR A SHORT, BUT THE MOVIE WAS JUST NOTHING, THE WHOLE FLOWER PLOT JUST FELT SO POINTLESS AND DISCONNECTED AND THE STAKES ON THE BLUE FLAME STUFF FELT SO WEIRD. THERE WAS LIKE 2 MINUTES WHERE THEY WERE HAVING DINNER WITH WADE'S WHITE FAMILY AND THEY STARTED GOING INTO LIKE, IGNORANCE BASED RACISM THAT WOULD MAKE A GOOD MIRROR TO FIRE DAD'S EASILY FIXED RACE HATE, BUT THEY DROPPED ALL THAT PRETTY MUCH AFTER ONE JOKE EACH. (I REALLY DO LIKE THAT YOU CAN TELL THE PERSON WRITING THIS MUST BE AN IMMIGRANT THEMSELVES AND THEIR TAKE AWAY FROM MEETING WHITE PEOPLE IS THEY CRY TOO MUCH AND THEIR FAMILY DOESN'T CRY ALL THE TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING.)
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