Necro Files 3000 [movie]

 Necro Files 3000 [movie]

UGG, THIS HAD A LOT OF POTENTIAL FOR SOME SO BAD IT'S GOOD NONSENSE BUT IT WAS JUST SO BORING. IT IS A PUPPET BASED HORROR MOVIE WHERE "PUPPET" JUST MEANS "HOLDING A DOLL BY IT'S FEET OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE CAMERA THEN SORT OF SHAKING IT TO MAKE IT TALK" THEN ALL THE DIALOG IS AD LIBBING IN THE STYLE OF THAT THING WHERE WILL FERRAL HAD A BABY FOR A LANDLORD. IT WAS OUTRAGIOUS ENOUGH IN CONCEPT THAT COULD HAVE BEEN REALLY FUNNY, BUT IT JUST WASN'T.

PS. ALSO UGG, BEING A RAPE SKELETON IS LAME. LIKE, RAPE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY BUT IT BEING SO ABSTRACT OF WHAT DOLL SEX IS I GET THAT BEING THE THING BUT THEY HAD TO USE REALLY GROSS AUDIO THAT MADE IT NOT FUNNY AT ALL. SAME WITH THE RACIST STUFF, RACIST JOKES AREN'T GOING TO BE FUNNY BUT THEY CAN BE 'YEAH WHATEVER' IN A MOVIE LIKE THIS AND IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH

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