Ghostbusters: The Frozen Empire [movie]

 Ghostbusters: The Frozen Empire [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS FINE. I LIKED IT WELL ENOUGH. THERE WAS A PART SLIMER CAME OUT AND SOMEONE YELLED "I KNOW THAT GUY" AND THAT IS THE SUMMARY OF THIS MOVIE. IT FEELS LIKE THIS WAS MOSTLY A GOOD MOVIE BUT ENDLESSLY BOGGED DOWN IN 'HEY HERE IS THIS GHOST BUSTER THING' UNTIL THE CLIMAX WHERE THERE WAS LIKE 16 DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND THINGS THERE. ALSO I FEEL LIKE THEY WANTED EVEN MORE, LIKE, IT FEELS LIKE THEY SET UP THE FIRE POLE BEING THE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT SOURCE OF BRASS OR SOMETHING THEN SHE JUST GETS IT OFF SCREEN IN LIKE 2 SECONDS FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE. 

PS. I FEEL LIKE THEY WORKSHOPPED THE GHOST GIRLFRIEND STORY RIGHT INTO THE GROUND. LIKE YOU CAN TELL ONE WRITER WANTED TO BE COY ABOUT IT AND GAY BAIT THEN ANOTHER WRITER WAS LIKE "IT'S 2024 AND THIS KID IS SUPER GAY" SO IT ENDED UP IN A WEIRD SCENE WHERE SHE'S LIKE "YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS ME GHOST GIRL, EVERYONE ELSE HATES ME AND MY LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING, IF THERE WAS ONLY A WAY I COULD BE WITH YOU" AND THEN INSTEAD OF KILLING HERSELF SHE WENT INTO A CASPER MACHINE AND LIKE.... WHAT WAS THE PLAN? FUCK THE GHOST FOR 2 MINUTES? WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IF A DIABLO BOSS HADN'T COME OUT OF HELLRAISER ORB? 

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