Rabid [movie]

 Rabid [movie]

FOR NONSENSE REASONS I WAS SAYING TO SOMEONE THEY NEED TO MAKE MORE MOVIES ABOUT RABID WOMEN, AND I LOOKED IT UP AND ONE OF THE FIRST DAVID CRONENBERG MOVIES WAS THAT. ALTHOUGH ACTUALLY THIS MOVIE IS SO CONVOLUTED AND I LOVE THE WEIRD ESCALATION. LIKE A WOMAN GETS INTO A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT NEAR A PLASTIC SUGERY HOSPITAL SO THEY SAVE HER WITH AN EXPERIMENTAL SKIN GRAFT. THE GRAFT THEN CAUSES HER TO THEN GROW AN ANUS IN HER ARMPIT? AND THE ANUS HAS A STINGER PENIS THING IN IT ?? AND SHE HAS TO USE IT TO DRINK BLOOD???? BUT IF SHE DRINKS BLOOD FROM YOU YOU GET RABIES. AND THIS MOVIE RULES BECAUSE IT STARTS OUT AS A WEIRD SEX MONSTER THING WHERE HOT GIRL ARMPIT PENISES PEOPLE THEN IT MOVES TO A ZOMBIE MOVIE OF THE RABID PEOPLE ATTACKING PEOPLE BUT BY THE END IT'S JUST A WEIRD PANDEMIC MOVIE WITH LONG SCENES OF PEOPLE DEALING WITH VACCINE CARDS AND STUFF. THIS MOVIE IS SO WEIRD AND IT RULES.

PS. MR POTATO LOVES MR KETCHUP.

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